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Kate

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About Me

Contradictory, overtired, scattered, in a good way, sort of. I dabble in journalism, photography, and waiting tables. I wear my heart on my sleeve, and drag my arms in the dirt a lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Legends of my Rock and Roll past. Figments of my dreams. Figment, the purple dinosaur.

My Blog

The pendulum swings again

.. --> Start_Module_12407 --> Relay | Kate Maier When I Grow Up (11/06/2008)    There's a scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan finally breaks down on Billy Crystal's ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:34:00 GMT

Good Morning, New York!

So, if this sudden burst of energy preceded by a crippling depression really is bipolar mania, that's probably not such a good thing, but it sure as shit beats being mopey and pathetic! I just pulled...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:34:00 GMT

For all the Bitches out there

These ain't my words... but they're some of the most important ones to have ever been written. If you're bored at work, take some time to snuggle up and read THE BITCH MANIFESTO by Joreen Freeman, cir...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:29:00 GMT

ok, so thanks you all

for listening to the inner monologue, and offering hugs and sex. But I must say, it's taking some of you an awfully long time to get your socks on. :-)
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:01:00 GMT

Music Sweet Music

Posted another column, this is pretty much how I'm feelin. Doesn't really matter how the locals feel, cause I'm out of there. Check out the pictures of the new beach down the block. Life ain't so bad....
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:11:00 GMT

The waiting game

So after the wave, you hold your breath and just float underwater for a minute. Then you come back up real quick and make sure the next one doesn't crash down on your head. It's amazing how much fresh...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:19:00 GMT

The Story

SO... FIRST YOU HAVE TO READ MY LAST RELAY, TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FRICK I'M TALKING ABOUT. The natives are getting restless  particularly in Montauk, where they just can't seem to accept that the pa...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Hope

It's a quarter to three in the morning, and even though it's deadline day tomorrow, I've stayed up on a whim to try writing one of those personal essays for Common Ties.com Please pray for me, that th...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:42:00 GMT

Cannibalistic Vermin and Mold Spores

Its six thirty in the morning and I have been awake for at least two hours. At this point there is a goddamned bird tweeting away at my window like its not February- and the Guinea hen hasnt even ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 21:24:00 GMT

Moving

Mere weeks after my own escape from West Islip have I learned that my parents are flying the coop as well... that's right, no more childhood home/storage facility, and if I fuck up and have to move ba...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:09:00 GMT