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Mikeyfield.

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm mike.

My Interests

movies, comic books, things like that.

I'd like to meet:

nice people.

Music:

classic rock, 90s rock and 90s rap, 80s one hitwonders.

Movies:

judge Dredd is underrated, there someone said it.

Books:

BUKOWSKI!

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner, Charles Bukowski, Lenny Bruce.

My Blog

white jokes

White people tell jokes about black people. BUT blacks tell white jokes, i've searched the internet and only found a few, here they are: What's the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

thankee sai

In a world that has moved on... see this now. see it well. A man, dressed in all ebony, sprinting across a white, blinding desert. He makes deep noises in his throat, do ya not hear them? Might be the...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

2 weeks

Hello...happy new year. As many of you might know, over the last year and a half I've been a weight watchers member, and up to this point I've slowly lost 61 lbs. Well in WW when you hit your "target"...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

a few more poems

Tomorrow has to be better   When the shit hits the fan When the chips fall When the house burns down And the dog gets his              By a ...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

Poetry two

Poetry two Here is another collection of poems by me. I hope they speak to you somehow. *********************************************************** Guess what?   Wanna know a secret? we cry....
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

poetry

Here is a bunch of poems written since january. I worked hard on all of them and all mean something to me. I'm publishing them here because I am ready for the world to see them. Some are very personal...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

the man of steel

"clark Kent is who i am,  superman is all that i can be" When we become all that we can, what happens to all that we were? What becomes of the person we once were, do they die? What about that fo...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

How I pissed off Doug Benson (from best week ever)

So if you don't know Doug Benson, he's a funny comic, that apears on "best week ever". He's also on this season of "last comic standing"...I left a comment on Doug's myspace saying, LCS is a step down...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:11:00 PST

chiken and rice!

For anyone who is on weightwatchers, and partakes in "chiken and rice",,,,it breaks down like this. Lamb w/rice (no salad) with  a cup of white sause and some pita - 31 points! Chiken w/rice (no ...
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

PIRATES 2--pure shit

  SPOILERLISHOUS!  Don't read if you haven't seen it.   A lot of people seem to be coming to me, talking about how I didn't like the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Well here's why....
Posted by Mikeyfield. on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:50:00 PST