My name is Chris Russell.
I'm an actor.
I co-wrote, produced and starred in a TV pilot titled "West Brighton".
I'm currently playing the lead in the indie drama titled "Victims".
I'm very funny.
I've appeared in several youtube music video parodies that are hilarious.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I starred in a mockumentary short for Nathan's Famous.I'm attracted to members of the opposite sex.
I'm deceptively Puerto Rican.
I come across as an idiot.
I love movies.
I love the Giants and the Mets.
I want to fight Ronald McDonald.
I love beer.
The animals outnumber the humans in my house.
I like to yell at small children.
I'm constantly smiling.
Just not when I'm yelling at small children.
Being in an elevator filled with spiders and having to eat nothing but bologna, cheese and mayo sandwiches for an eternity would be my own personal hell.
I accidentally forced myself to cry while seeing Brokeback Mountain on a date.
I want to fight Keanu Reeves.
I'm ticklish.
If you look below, there's clips from West Brighton, Victims and the Nathan's short. If you look above, there's a music video parody. Enjoy!
"LOVE STINKS"
"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COMPETITIVE EATER"
West Brighton 2.0 (The "Brains" of the family)
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West Brighton 1.0 (His world was small)
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A Killer Dinner
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Roger Gets PUNK'd (you had to be there...)
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