Part III??? |
I've received a flood of emails regarding my two previous blogs, and the consensus is that I let the men get off way too easy. I blamed their problems on porn, which isn't fair, because I b...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:28:00 PST |
The Guido, The Bastard, and The Ugly Part II |
This is not to say that women aren't just as screwed up as men - far from it. Just walk into any random hot* new hangout and you'll find throngs of women dressed like porn stars, dancing on...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST |
The Guido, The Bastard, and The Ugly |
Getting laid is something that will never go out of style. Getting laid is the motivation behind every single item you have purchased since puberty.
Buy this car, and you'll get la...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:13:00 PST |
Sex and The Pity |
I am not a fan of Sex and The City. OH MY GOD WHY NOT?????????????? I could give you my entire list of reasons, but that would take the better part of a day, so I'll limi...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST |
The Applebees of Our Discontent |
There’s nothing scarier in the world than an filthy rich person who feels as though they’ve been wronged in a restaurant. When a person is accustomed to getting everything ...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:40:00 PST |
You Must Have Took a Whole Hour Just to Make Up Your Face |
I was standing in Sephora one day deciding if I could live with myself if I spent $18 on this Urban Decay eyeshadow that I really wanted. I’m sure this seems like a pretty easy d...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:20:00 PST |
Ooh! So Twisty!!! |
Twist endings are ruining America. Sure, there’s a psychotic-looking man with blood all over his shirt, wielding a knife over a dead body when the police arrive, but I can assure you, ...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:41:00 PST |
Karl Hilton or Perez Rove? |
In case you’ve been wondering why I don’t really blog about celebrities like I used to, it’s because I’ve grown really annoyed with what that sort of thing has become. Wh...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:16:00 PST |
I’m Caught In A Trap |
I've always had this obsession with analyzing what makes something good or bad. Few things annoy me more than when someone says something "sucks" but provides no list of reasons. Same with...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST |
LAST MINUTE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT |
The Freakin' Hott , Saturday February 9th, at Alligator Alley in Ft. Lauderdale with Hello Human and Catalonia (and some DJ guy who will play so much Ride, Suede, and My Bloody Valentine you'll think ...
Posted by The Freakin Hott on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:09:00 PST |
