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Filthy Fargus

I'M THE MY SPACE JESUS, THE SHAKESPEAR OF PIMP'N , and I'm here to freak da ho's!!!! WOMEN DON'T BOT

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NO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! BUT YOU WILL!YES THIS IS THE OFFICIAL "FILTHY FARGUS" SITE. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THEN "JUMP DA FUCK UP"!!!AND NO WILLIAM SHATNER I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU AS MY GODDAMN FRIEND!! William Shatner has attempted to be Filthys friend (41) times total/ William shatner has attempted (0) times today......................................................I AM A "69" YEAR OLD "REPRODUCTIVE MEMBER" OF SOCIETY, AND I FREAK DA HO'S.Let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. I love baked potato's and pudding. I'm dyslexic and hate Roman numerals. I'm a professional ballet dancer and kick boxer. I'm a natural romeo. The ladies love da Fargus.I'm very strong, and men are afraid of the Fargus. I'm very handsome, very sexy. Women cant resist my smile. I'm very interesting. I'm "FARGULICIOUS" I'm like a Rock N' Roll Justin Timberlake. I'm prone to bouts of explosive diarrhea.I'm sure you can't wait to be my friend...perhaps more. This fantasy is all up to you ladies.(Sorry ladies about my profile photo. Its just an o.k picture, but you get the idea. My one night stand babe took that of me right after I woke up...bad hangover...you know.) Well thats enough about the Fargus... I wan't to know about you!!!!(in my high pitch rock voice)SPREAD THE FILTH BABY.......I'm a Stalker for a Talker! I AM THE 'FILTHY ONE' I AM 'THE FARGUS'!!WOOT......

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My Interests



ITS ALL ABOUT THE LADIES AND THE MUSIC.

I'd like to meet:

#1 myself from an alternate reality. #2 Jennifer Tilly...hey mama!!!(ALSO IN THE WHO I WOULD LIKE TO EAT SECTION)#3 Chuck Norris...show him who da man...chuck norris this. #4 Damien Storm (Metal God) #5 marcel the monkey from friends. #6 this could be you.

FILTHY'S SEXY ALMOND GIRL

FILTHY'S SASSY AND SEXY NANA LEE

FILTHY'S SWEET AND SEXY SADIE

FILTHY'S SEXY MELODY

FILTHY'S SEXY YU'MMA BABY

FILTHY'S SEXY FUNKYTOWN DIVAS

FILTHY'S SEXY SARCASM

FILTHY'S SEXY DEFECT

FILTHY'S SEXY WARNING!!!

FILTHY'S SEXY MARY

FILTHY'S FARGULICIOUS ONES
SUBMIT TO THE FARGUS JOIN HIS SEXY HAREM

Filthy's SEXY Lindsay

Filthy's SEXY AquaVenus

Filthy's SEXY Zandra

FILTHY'S SEXY ALMOND GIRL

Filthy's Sexy MMA Baby

Filthy's SEXY Stasia Styles

Filthy's SEXY Moody and Unimpressed

FILTHY'S SEXY CRAZINESS

Filthy's SEXY Femme Tueur Ne

Filthy's Sexy Rocktard

Filthy"s SEXY Naomi

Filthy's SEXY Kimberlicious

Filthy's SEXY Baby "B"

Filthy's SEXY Stiletto Jean

Filthy's SEXY Dirtball

Filthy's Sexy Chiara (Dusk)

Filthy's Sexy Ines

Filthy's SEXY Colleen Caffeine

Filthy's SEXY Aphrodite

Filthy's Sexy Captain

Filthy's SEXY Willa

filthy's SEXY Courtney Lynn

Filthy's SEXY San

Filthy's SEXY Ruggsvillebaby

Filthy's SEXY LienMya

Filthy's SEXY Jewel

Filthy's SEXY Misty Couture

Filthy's SEXY JeanetteDK

Filthy's SEXY Addie

Filthy's SEXY Peach

Filthy's SEXY Natasha

Filthy's SEXY BeBe LoLo

Filthy's SEXY Alana

Filthy's SEXY Kelly

Filthy's SEXY Priscilla

Filthy's SEXY Angel

Filthy's Sexy Luzbelle

Filthy's SEXY 'I say fuck you !'

Filthy's Sexy Delilah

Filthy's SEXY ChelleBomb

Observe The Entire Filthy Force

MY RIGHT HAND PIMP ' MUTHA FUCK'N' MOSES

FILTHY'S LEFT HAND PIMP CAPTAIN ASTRO BLACK

Music:

FILTHY FARGUS (AND THE DISCO PIRATES) MUTHA FUCK'N CLUTCH, Mushroom Head, Tiamat, PRONG, KILLING JOKE, Aqua Venus(yummy), N.I.N., Danilo Taddei, M. MANSON, Malevolent Creation, Depeche Mode, Slipknot, Sisters of Mercy, Remy Zero, SOULFLY, Pantera, PEOPLE ON THE SIDE, Keene, ACID BATH, Stabbing Westward, Lizzy Borden, Kiss, Merciful Fate, Faith no More, Mr. Bungle (anything Mike Patton has ever done), Depeche Mode, MYSELF(AND ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE.CAUSE I'M THE FUCKING MAN), Down, Damien storm, Black Label Society, Alice in Chains, Steve Roach, Sepultura, Morbid Angel, Danzig, Deicide(Glenn Benton IS the fucking Caco-demon), Def Tones, Corrosion of Conformity, Misfits, Ramones, Ozzy's the man, Suicidal Tendencies, Fear of God & Detente(Rest in peace Dawn, you were too sexy),Sade(cause she can melt all of my teeth with that voice). and Plenty more shit!!

Movies:

Any chuck Norris movie, THE MUPPET MOVIE, Dirty dancing, porn, The Notebook, Don't go into the Woods, porn, Fargo(sounds like my name), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, porn, Meet the Fockers, porn. Rambo 1, 2, And 3. Any lifetime movie.FIGHT CLUB, SEVEN, DERAILED, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, DONNIE DARKO, ANY PETER JACKSON MOVIE, ANY SAM RAIMI MOVIE, JOHN CARPENTER, ANY TAKASHI MIIKE FILM, LOVE ASIAN CINEMA. HERO, HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS. ANY MOVIE WITH THE PAX (BILL PAXTON) CHET FUCK'N RULES. TIME BANDITS!!!!! AND TOO MANY MORE MOVIES.FILTHY IS NOT A FAN OF SHAMILAN NIGHTSHADE WHATEVER HIS NAME IS. SORRY SHAM.

Television:

SESAME ST., 7th Heaven, Friends, Fraggle Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Walker Texas Ranger, G.I. Joe, Thundercats. Wrestling!!!

Books:

Playboy,

Heroes:

Me, Myself, and Phil Anselmo

My Blog

HAVING TONS OF SEX BUT STILL BORED

YES I'M HAVING SEX,WHILE I TYPE THIS SHIT. GO FIGURE. SHE IS PRETTY HOT TOO. IN...OUT...IN...OUT.    OOPS!! ALMOST SLIPPED PAST SECURITY. SIGH!!! I'M HALF WAY TO HEAVEN WITH A BLONDE BOMB...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:32:00 PST

ME-3KINDS OF SEXY.

  I AM SEXY. BUT  LETS NOT  WASTE OUR TIME ON A DISCUSSION OF THE OVER-OBVIOUS. LETS  INSTEAD TALK ABOUT 'WHAT KIND OF SEXY' I AM. I AM  NOT ONE, OR  TWO, I'M THREE KIND...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:23:00 PST

THE SOUND OF DESTRUCTION.

YES, I AM A LOVER. A FIGHTER AND A FREAKY PUDDING EATING BASTARD.I KNOW YOU LADIES ARE SORE WITH ME CAUSE I DON'T FREAK YOU ENOUGH. AND THE FREAKING IS GOOD WHEN THE GETTING IS GOOD...AND THE GIVING I...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:04:00 PST

MY FAVORITE...BUTTCRACK AND SUSHI.

LAST NIGHT I  TOOK MY FILTHY MOTHER  TO THIS NICE SUSHI RESTAURANT FOR MUMS DAY.. LO AND BEHOLD - THERE SHE WAS SITTING AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME - YES, I  GOT TO NIBBLE ON MY SUSHI WHILE...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:00:00 PST

SHAKESPEAR OF PIMP'N

YOU LADIES ARE THE BA' BOMB!!A PIMP COULDN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE. IF ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD WERE AS LOVELY AS MY FARGULICIOUS ONES, WELL...I'D HAVE A LOT MORE HOS.BUT...LET ME SET THE RECORD STR...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

ON BEING SOPHISTICATED.

I'D LIKE SOME CRUMPETS WITH THAT, BLAH BLAH BLAH.OH DID YOU TASTE THE CAVIAR BUFFY.BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.WHATS THE SHIT WITH SELF IMPORTANT PEOPLE?TOO GOOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME.NO SENSE OF HUMOR, NO ...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

MORE FUCKING POETRY. LAUGH! I DARE YOU!

BRIDE TO BEBY FILTHY FARGUSO, MY PERFECTED PINNACLE OF BEAUTY,ALONE,  ART THOU WORTHY OF ENVY.UPON EARTH,YOUR WEIGHT IS WITHOUT MEASURE.YOUR WORTH,HUNDREDFOLDTHE HEAVENLIEST TREASURE.THOU ART THE...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST

APRIL FOOLS.

AH, IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW YOU ARE LOVED.YES MY BEAUTIFUL FILTHY VIXENS, THAT LAST BLOG  WAS A JOKE. SORRY IF I CAUSED YOU ANY UNWANTED SORROW.AND HOPEFULLY  THE UNGRATEFUL BITCHES THAT WERE ...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

GOODBYE

I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO INFORM ALL OF MY LOVELY LADIES OF THIS. BUT AS OF TODAY FILTHY FARGUS HAS FACED AN UNDENIABLE DELIMA  AND HAS COME TO THE DECISION THAT IT IS TIME TO MOVE ON. YOU HOS ARE ALL...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

WHERE IS FILTHY?

WHERE IS FILTHY?IF FILTHY IS NOT HERE MY FARGULICIOUS ONES.REST ASSURED HE IS TAKING CARE OF OFFICIAL PIMP BUSINESS.FILTHY DOES NOT SHOVE A HO TO THE SIDE.IF HE IS TALKING TO ANOTHER HO?HE IS JUST GIV...
Posted by Filthy Fargus on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST