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Marlene

Can I schedule parades and then call them off?

About Me

When I was eight years old, I trepidatiously asked my dad how long it would take a mummy to walk to our house from San Francisco. He scratched his head thoughtfully and replied, "Oh, about an hour I'd say."

My Interests

Gumbylande, shrieking beer terror, snark, opposition to newfangled hootenanny, avoiding my phone, overly caffeinated tea, idyllic meadows, sick days, mumbling, rogue change, being skittish, personal space, trips, slips, and falls.

I'd like to meet:

I want Borg Svemann, woodworker, to know that he's free to explore his options.

Heroes:

Ellen for being so much like me-- in our profound love for killer balloons named Dudley, really curvy guys, and gyllende ealugryre, that is.. and my little bro for reaping the benefits of my misbehavior.

My Blog

great

"i don't understand you.  i am disgusted by you." why do i bother coming home at all?  oh yeah, so i can go driving in the hills.. tata
Posted by Marlene on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:20:00 PST

indecision suits me

first off, why does this thing keep deleting itself?  i want to ramble aimlessly you bitch! secondly, i have a mind to make apple turnovers tomorrow morning and either an apple pie (ala mode natc...
Posted by Marlene on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:53:00 PST

Hole

in this spirit of teasing terrycloth, i hereby spread the joy to ellen's brilliant consolation comment as this guy incurred my wrath by jaywalking in front of me: "at least you can take comfort ...
Posted by Marlene on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:00:00 PST

Terrycloth

here i will collect all those delightful things that terrycloth says to me on a daily basis 12.13.05: "do you want to pluck out my chest hairs for me, marlene?  i don't want you to feel left out....
Posted by Marlene on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:02:00 PST