traveling the world, gyllende ealugryre, complaining, sleeping.
who else but borg svemann, woodworker? also, anybody who understands what "toilettenbuerstenbenutzungsanweise" means (excluding german people, i've met enough of them to last a lifetime)
the brave little toaster (seriously)
infomercials. i especially like the magic bullet one.
Catch 22, Malaria Dreams, Ansichten eines Clownes by Boell, Sirens of Titan by Vonnegut, anything by David Sedaris/Mark Twain.
marlene, for being the only other person besides me who dreams of wheelchair races and poking sticks. also, whoever wrote the song "take this job and shove it" ... um, i mean, i love my job.