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Sugar 'N Spite

Will you be my alibi?

About Me

(aim) TheAppleOfDoom"Follow God...not your man-made denomination...I'm "Better late than never." That's why I'm late all the time. When I was 5 I convinced the little boy next door to run away with me...and when the police picked us up, I refused to tell them ANYthing. That pretty much says it all. I skipped the day in school where they taught the other kids not to talk to strangers. I was too busy talking to strangers and feeding pigeons in the plaza with my mother. Murphy's Law governs my life: if anything possibly can go wrong...it most certainly will...at least twice. I would sell my soul for a donut...but only if it's filled with music. My motto is: stay up early, sleep late. I live for adventure and would die for truth. I'm not religious; but I do believe in God, and onions are against my religion. I will never understand people who eat sauerkraut or menudo. Smoking and profanity turn me off...and if you don't like me, you can bite me! ;) But not really...if you actually bite me I might have to box your ears. I'm addicted to tea and flavourful chapsticks. My strangeness could be a side-effect from living in Santa Fe for 11 years, but I prefer to blame it on being forced to eat vegetables as a child. Sleep deprivation is greater fun than any drug on the market. I usually go out of my way to avoid conflict; but if you try to take advantage of me in any way, you'd better expect a vigorous love tap from my foot to your left kidney. I adore foreign music, languages, and accents, warm summer evenings, thunderstorms, long aimless walks, and sitting in the park. I despise early mornings, spiders, green beans, and liars. If you can teach me to fly, I'll sell you my soul...otherwise I'd love to just chat or hang out with you...IM me. ^_^"The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it."

My Interests

"If rollerblading was easy, it would be called your sister." I'm not your sister, but I love to do aggressive inline skating. I play guitar too loud, sing in the shower, and do some magic tricks. I enjoy Aikido, Brazilian Jujutsu, playing Devil's Advocate, Music, Poetry, Philosophy, Iced tea, Yellow daffodils, Humor, Hiking, Spontaneity, Horror/Comedy movies, Chess, Roses, Martial arts, Vampires, Dancing, Cuddling, Caramel Apples, Adventures, Oceans, Back massages, Rain, Sleep, Butterflies, Picnics, Thunderstorms, Blue, Foreign accents, the Dollar store, Candles, Fire, Roasting marshmallows, Glitter, Hot chocolate, Water fights, Unique socks, Talking to strangers, Meeting new people, Art, Butterflies, Cats, Eye make-up, and Friends. I like to explore new places and see/try new things for fun. ^_^

I'd like to meet:

Batman, a talking turtle, and a partridge in a pear tree...

Music:

.. ..Untitled document· Ace Troubleshooter, Aesop Rock, Alizée, Amaran, Anberlin, April Sixth, As I Lay Dying, As Your Attorney, Avril Lavigne, BLINDSIDE, Camille Bazbaz, Carla Bruni, Cranberries, Cruxshadows, DC Talk, Dead Poetic, Die Ärzte, El Canto Del Loco, El Pulpo, Emery, Evanescence, Everyday Sunday, Flyleaf, FM Static, Fono, Freak Kitchen, Gimme My Moon Back, Grand Canyon Band, Grits, Hawk Nelson, HIM, Jack Off Jill, Jars of Clay, Jo Dee Messina, Joe Dassin, John Reuben, Jonah33, Keith Urban, KJ52, Lacuna Coil, Last Fifteen, Last Tuesday, Lifehouse, Manu Chao, Malice Mizer, Mecano, Megaherz, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mortification, MxPx, Newsboys, Nickelback, Norma Jean, Oomph!, Orgy, Panic! at the Disco, Paul Alan, Pigeon John, Pillar, Plumb, Randy Rhoads, Rammstein, Relient K, Sarah Evans, Seigmenn, Shania Twain, Sixpence None the Richer, Skillet, Stellar Kart, Steve Vai, Stray Cats, Sublime, Superchick, Switchfoot, Thousand Foot Krutch, Underoath, Voltaire, William Kanengeiser, Wir Sind Helden, Yellow Second, Zao... .... .. ..

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Nightmare Before Christmas, Bless the Child, Dracula 2000, Amélie

Television:

I don't watch tv. "Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"I do watch The Simpsons and The Office on the internet though... ..

Books:

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, Tuck Everlasting, and anything by Mark Twain or Edgar Allan Poe

Heroes:

Jesus Christ and my Dad. "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

My Blog

To name it, or not to name it?

I bought a new guitar today...and I'm in love with it. AlvarezRD20SC acoustic-electric. My fingers are dying and I've already played it for 4 hours today...butI can't stop...SO amazing. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:23:00 PST

Bad Boy Mystery Solved

Guys always wonder and ask why girls are attracted to "bad boys."  We don't necessarily WANT the bad boys...but they're always the ones to make the first move. Nice guys finish last because ...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:26:00 PST

Friends

Saturday I'm going to record vocals for a country song that a guy from Nashville is going to send out to several record companies. He basically promotes song writers and needs vocalists to sing their ...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:34:00 PST

Best Day of My Life?

No. But it did end up being a good day. I put my dollar in the vending machine and watched the little spiral turn enough for the dark chocolate Hershey to lean forward at a 70 degree angle...and ...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:58:00 PST

Soothing

Yesterday while answering the phones at the receptionist desk at work, some guy who called told me I have a very soothing voice. WEIRD. I have acquired a kitten...named Oreo. He almost scratched my ey...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST

Time...

My next door neighbor Mister Marion tried to shoot someone last night and the police took him to jail....I don't know how long they're actually going to keep him though because he didn't kill the othe...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:55:00 PST

Superman

Why yes...I would in fact prefer to write a blog than do economics homework...The good news is, my professor doesn't take attendence...and all of the homework, quizzes, and final exam are online and a...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

River of Stix

I'm tired of getting the short end of the stick...The past two Fridays my boss has told me I could go home a couple hours early, but I couldn't because I was scheduled to do phones/the receptionist de...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

Mars Attacks? or Marion attacks?

Surely if you have ever seen the movie Mars Attacks you couldn't forget the hippie kid that saves the day by playing granny's old yodeling music from the scoobie-doooo van. Well...my neighbor, Mr. Mar...
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Shy Hello’s

So...there was a beautiful thunder/rain storm this evening that I couldn't help but take a walk in.  I aimlessly walked for about 10 minutes and then decided to get food and tea at a little café....
Posted by Sugar 'N Spite on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST