MachinistGurl - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like to eat cantaloupe in the mornings

My Interests

MACHINING ROCKS!!
drums, fruit gushers, staring at the rain, thunderstorms, cloudy days, hail, floaties, Rammstein, sleeping, brownies, summer break, Boba, koenigs, picking raspberries, having an apple war, climbing trees, setting off fireworks near grass and people, OSHA-approved safety goggles, Eeyore, driving recklessly in a school zone, the wizard who gave chrissy cat food, staple face!

I'd like to meet:

someone to go on an adventure with!

Music:

2Mex 30 Seconds to Mars A Fire Inside ACDC Aesop Rock Alice in Chains Anberlin Apathy Atmosphere Atreyu As I lay Dying Authority Zero Avenged Sevenfold AWOL One Black Dahlia Murder Black Sabbath Blindside Blue October Boba Flex Breaking Benjamin Cake Chevelle Coheed and Cambria Cypress Hill Dark New Day DamagePlan Damone Deftones Dimmu Borgir Disturbed Dream Theater Drowning Pool Earshot Eminem Endo Evans Blue Eyedea Finger Eleven Flybanger Fort Minor Fuel Godhead Godsmack Green Day Hawthorne Heights Ill Nino Institute Iron Maiden Jarabe de Palo Judas Priest Julio Voltio KoRn Lacuna Coil Lamb of God Last Fifteen Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Manu Chao Marilyn Manson Mastodon Megadeth Megaherz Metallica Monster Magnet Morbid Angels Mortification Motley Crue Mudvayne My Chemical Romance Nickelback Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Nonpoint Offspring Oomph! Opeth Papa Roach Pantera Pigeon John Powerman 5000 Prodigy Rammstein Residente Calle 13 Rob Zombie Sage Francis Saliva Seven Wiser Sevendust Shadows Fall Shostakovich Skillet Slayer Slipknot Smile Empty Soul Soulfly Static-X Story of the Year Strata Stutterfly Sublime System of a Down Taproot Thousand Foot Krutch Three Days Grace Three Doors Down Three 6 Mafia Tool Trapt Tristania Type O Negative Underoath Weezer Wolfsheim Wu Tang Clan

Movies:

the Waterboy, Underworld, Dracula 2000, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Fight Club, Van Helsing, Finding Nemo, Star Wars, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, School of Rock, xXx, Equilibrium, Punisher, Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Troy, Cheech and Chong, Anchorman, Amelie, Oceans 12, Elektra, Spiderman 2, Batman Begins

Television:

simpsons, house, family guy, prison break, the office, nip/tuck, fairly odd parents, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, fear factor, smallville, madTV, futurama, malcolm in the middle, jackass, nip tuck, grey's

Books:

haha not since i got asked to leave from the library!

Heroes:

Batman, Mace Windu and Lawrence Simons!

My Blog

a dolls life

Dip me in a boiling vat of oilPaint me bronze to cover up the scarsRip me open, take out what you dont likeStuff me with sawdust; ...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:33:00 PST

i hate it here

how many times have i looked outside,looking for someone with whom i can confide,tell all my secrets, my doubts and worries,and ask me why im in such a hurry.its because i cant live like this one more...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

I don't know if I'll ever feel that again

The day that I met you I fell for you,dancin' in the crowd, feelin' alone with you.Our eyes lock and I feelso perfect in your arms, but it wasn't real,it went too fast, felt like a...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:41:00 PST

life goes on

It goes one for the money, two for the showThree for my ni***s who got in the back doorFour for the honey dips, five for my brosAnd death is my breath kept it in and no flowAnd it's so slow, it seems ...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

new mexico is the best!

-You find 100 degrees a "tad" warm.-Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally-world."-You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weat...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

You know you're obsessed with machining when...

you say "true that" in reference to machining.. and you're not trying to be ganstayou think of a CAM whenever you see a lump on a stickthe machinist's handbook is your bible.. but you're too cheap to ...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 02:34:00 PST

so this is what falling in love feels like

I got a job at an auto shop as a machinist, and I've seriously never been SO happy in my life. It's been a week and I haven't stopped smiling. my cheeks hurt lol. living is like.. laying on a gia...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:31:00 PST

20 best excuses for calling in sick!

20 best excuses for calling in sick!I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken id...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:42:00 PST

i wrote a song! XD

Dip me in a boiling vat of oilPaint me bronze to cover up the scarsRip me open, take out what you dont likeStuff me with sawdust; make me look alive...
Posted by MachinistGurl on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:16:00 PST