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Emelie

We're all mad, here...

About Me

Some things are best left unsaid.

My Interests

Ninjutsu. Bellydancing. French. Boys. Kissing boys. French kissing boys.

I'd like to meet:

A minotaur.

Music:

Tom Waits, Tin Hat Trio, Lovage, Mike Patton, Billy Nayer Show, Combustible Edison, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Russian Romantic Composers, Metric, Parlour Trick, Charming Hostess, Mr. Bungle

Movies:

The American Astronaut. And the Kitty Cat movie playing below.

Television:

I love the Office. I also love Invader Zim, Venture Bros, Firefly, Sealab. And Coupling. And Freaks and Geeks. And Lost. And the BBC.

Books:

The Master and Margarita, Cat's Cradle, Trainspotting, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, P.G. Wodehouse, Irvine Welsh, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:


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Posted by Emelie on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

And you thought I was alone on Friday nights because I'm a loser...

It's because I become a werewolf...   With the assistance of Ian Helm...   PS.  I know this was years ago.  It's still cool....
Posted by Emelie on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Before we go on that first date, you should know...

Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Intelligence - 71.4%2. Independence - 71.4%3. Adventurousness - 58.3%4. Sense of Humor - 57.1%5. Optimism - 57.1%1. Selfishness - 81.8%2. Lack of Essentials - 58.3%...
Posted by Emelie on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:32:00 PST

Because, Goddamn it, this shit matters to me

Imagine my giddiness when I found out there's voting going on for the New Seven Wonders of the world.  Mad giddiness.  Of course, there was a little bit of disdain because, shit, we already ...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

My heart is no longer mine own.

His name:  Jeeves.  His mission:  Love.  His place of residence:  My heart and my home.
Posted by Emelie on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST

A Post that has nothing to do with you, your life, society, culture, the world or the universe

So, having felt sick for the past four (4) days and finally deciding to do something about it, I went to the doctor.  I was asked the usual questions:  Are you allergic to anything, are you ...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:29:00 PST

The Source of Secret Knowledge

What Do You Live For? Dreams- You wish life was more than it is. You can always be found dreaming of what life could be. To you, a fairytale is more desirable than real life. You're extreamly...
Posted by Emelie on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

Ewwww!! What is that!? That's disgusting...

   Just for men?  Fuck that, I say! You scored as Apollo. You are most like Apollo - god of the arts, archery, and divination Hades 70font> Apollo 70font> Dionyso...
Posted by Emelie on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Prophet Report

In the year 2025, the most important scientific experiment will be performed in the Congo of South Africa.  It will change the world view of evolution, sociology, psychology and patheticology.&nb...
Posted by Emelie on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:39:00 PST