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About Me

Me? Professional Skateboarder*, Amateur Scientist, Legendary Podcaster
*You're good at being on Myspace, I'm just dirty gross and ugly.

Myspace Contact TablesGreat mid-western hardware store

My Interests

Professional Skateboarding, In and Out, Steve-O Videos, Skateboards, French Fries, World Tours, miniDV, skate vidoes, science fiction, Olive Garden

I'd like to meet:

Wait till the fire turns green

Music:

Real Rock & Roll, Real Punk Rock (Proven scientifically),New Wave, Power Pop, R&B, Surf, Garage, Doo Wop, Motown (especially rick James)

Television:

The Twilight Zone, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Science Channel,The History Channel

Books:

Popular Mechanics 1954
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Brave New World, the Knots, Arch Hall Junior Biography, Mein Kampf, Catcher in the rye, the Glass Bead Game, Please kill me, Lexicon Devil, We got the Nutron Bomb, Helter Skelter.

Heroes:

Rod Serling, Donald Trump, Dr. Drew

My Blog

Ruin your myspace day (7/11/07)

STARTING NOW:Ruin your myspace page until it won't run/work/load anymore;we're sick of it Most amazing video of the leap year, and the next four(see below) Deaf D...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

TR-301

Online Videos by Veoh.com ...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

Who's a genius now?

speachless...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Information Paradox for Dummies

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI ...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:50:00 PST

WORD?

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Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

Whats the square root of this apartment

A Collection of Zen Poems I've written (i.e. Two meat poems)You might speak 16 languages, but you're gonna need em when you're in Times Square selling fake hats. I know Gucci when I see it, nigga I'm ...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

I'm a baby, give me a job

My Only Reel Without Blood, Click BelowPelegro, Pelegro!!Suck on that Untouchable IPO- TV!...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST

What We Do is Secret?

I know one stupid bitch whos been dying to read this--To all our friends-- This is the first official communication from the What We Do Is Secret home front. And it is a call to action. A little ov...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

Important Blog

Imagine my surpriseThis highly acurate test that compaired me to a serial killer said I was... --> START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -->Which serial killer are you most like?Charles MansonFace it dude, ...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:51:00 PST

Killed By Porn No. 6? WOW!

Host: Spook Eastwood'Tis the season for this blood-soaked wet dream known as Killed By Porn #6. Not only does this Halloween episode feature the usual sexy seconds to every minute; but also a little t...
Posted by Duke Eastwood Esq. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST