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Wayne Cyn1c

Be polite, hug a zombie before killing it

About Me

Antidisestablishmentarianism


It's as sexy as it sounds..
Cyn1c I am, for CYNIC I will be..
I'm Wayne, I love supervillians and Jolt cola. I own and operate Cyn1c Promotions, as well as host a radio show (Mondays @ Midnight CST " THE GRAVEYARD " - INDUSTRIAL / EBM) on KNDS 105.9 FM as a volunteer. I run the FARGO // MOORHEAD UNDERGROUND page on MySpace (www.myspace.com/fargomoorheadunderground). I'm coming up on 1 year in college radio and I'm kicking off a tour management project sometime in '07, '08 at the latest, as well as starting a record label in the near future (Possibly '09 or 2010 at latest, depending upon how well things work out), in the meantime, I'm an on-off local promoter and I promote music over the net, as well. I also have a few words printed in FM Seen magazine from time to time. In my spare time, I can be found at local events, concerts, coffee shops (I now prefer The Red Raven because the back room is just amazing), or just around.. - I'm just one of those people you bump into and don't realize who it is until later. I also like to play PC games and mess around in Photoshop. Mostly, music is my life.
My interests circle heavily around music, video games, super villians, concerts, 007 Films, Horror, SciFi, and the occasional caffeine fix (Psh, riiight.. More like 5 Cokes a night..). I currently only add people and bands I know or work with. I had over 1,170 people and my bulletin board went apeshit, so I'm more careful about who I add. Message me before requesting an add, I'll gladly get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks :).
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My Interests

I have no interest in being interesting, that always attracts boring people..

My interests are mostly Music in general and more "hands on" expertise that revolve more closely to it. My geeky interests include Video Games, PC Games, Anime (some, I'm not hardcore like some..), and editting HTML/C++(CSS). Other interests include but are not limited to: Science, Space, Technology, Computers, and I like to cook.

I'd like to meet:



..I wouldn't mind meeting Mrs. Cyn1c... ;)



Reps and Dems, Christos and Athiests, Gays and Straights, you're all welcome here. Just don't expect a fucking ovation...

ALSO, don't add me if you're just going to sit there on my list or if you're adding me to gain "MySpace popularity points".. That's just dumb. I'm here to get to know as many people as possible (Rich, poor, famous, losers, geeks, rivetheads & cyberpunks alike, bands, band members, promoters, record labels, booking agents, ect.)

We're on a server with over 10,000,000 users, let's try to get along, okay?

Music:



Here's what's in my MP3 Player, right now (no specific order):

Bastards United, Hatestar, CTRLer, Oxygenfad, EXIST, Hansel, Imperative Reaction, Thosquanta, Mach Fox, Jello Biafra, Pailhead, Acid Horse, Immune System, Particle Son, BILE, Gary Numan, Joachim Witt, Die Warzau, Funker Vogt, 16 Volt, Die Krupps, Front 242, GodKomplex, Information Society, Leather Strip, Absurd Minds, Alice In Chains, Project Pitchfork, Bound in Oblivion, Structural Interference, Wumpscut, Lard, 1000 Homo DJs, Ministry, Revolting Cocks, Snow Black, Unter Null, Mankind is Obsolete, Alice Cooper, Haujobb, Diverje, Flesh Field, Angelspit, Punish Yourself, Waks, Mach Fox, Eye Butterfly, Planet Anger, Element A440, Saints of Eden, Worms of The Earth, Obszon Geschopf, Slipknot, Psyclon Nine, Apoptygma Berzerk, As Ember, Bloodhound Gang, Calm, Carbon 12, Anders Manga, Carfax Abbey, The Cruxshadows, Chimaira, Cleaner, Clutch, Covenant, Death In June, Crossbreed, KMFDM, Deadsy, Das Ich, Eroticide, Foo Fighters, Depeche Mode, Dessau, Matchbox Twenty (You read that correctly..), God Module, Graveworm, Pigface, Gwar, Dead Kennedys, Hanzel Und Gretyl, I:Scintilla, HOPE HAS FAILED US, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Machine Head, Hocico, Laibach, Johnny Cash, Katscan, Killing Joke, WWIII/Mandy Lion, Manowar, Megaherz, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Necromantik Sunshine, Needulhead, Mortiis, Naglfar, Numb, Nurzery Rhymes, ohGr, Panzer AG, Out Out, TKK, Pig, Oomph, Primer 55, Prodigy, The Sammus Theory, Prong, Queens of The Stone Age, White Zombie, Regenerator, Sister Machine Gun, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Sunna, Spahn Ranch, Still Life Decay, Stone Sour, Electric Hellfire Club, Newlydeads, Cure, Things Outside The Skin, Type O Negative, Vampire Mooose, Vast, Velvet Acid Christ, Venom, Venus in Furs, Kreator, BAK III, Cockfight Club, Dismantled, Needlewire, Venus in Furs, Strong Like Bear, Necktie Suicide, Descry, and more!

Movies:

Horror / SciFi / Comedy / Action and I love Zombie MoviesJames Bond 007: Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Diamonds Are Forever, Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, A View to a Kill, The Living Daylights, Licence to Kill, GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough , Die Another Day, Casino RoyaleThe GEORGE A. ROMERO Zombie Horror Classics: Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Day of The Dead, and Land of The Dead.I also like a wide selection of cult flicks like HACKERS, Taxi Driver, American History X, SLC Punk, The Crow, and even fucked up mini films by David Lynch. The guy is a goddamned genius..

Television:

I'm not a fool for [any] Propaganda.. but I miss my cartoons, man...

I used to love CSI, South Park, Family Guy, Scrubs, and even America's Most Wanted.. I'm glad there's the A.M.W. website and now a A.M.W. MySpace page (both updated daily).

Books:

Screw Books.

VIDEO GAMES

Heroes:



...Heroes are so dull and dramatic.. Nobody wants to be a hero anymore... It's all about the SUPERVILLIANS!

My Mother, Gary Numan, Jeffy, AJ, Felix, Corey Taylor, Mandy Lion, Randy Shone ( Psychedelic Velveeta! ), Tommy T (DSBP, Alfa Matrix), Shannon (Metropolis), Dusty Powers (Particle Son), Valerie (Eye Butterfly), Jeff Harness (Structural Interference), Al Jourgensen, Jello Biafra, Joachim Witt, and way, way, way more people. ..

My Blog

One day, I am going to leave this place

....and I am never coming coming back. I promise you all that. I will never let you get in my way, friend or foe. You will not stop me from becoming who I am and reaching my goals in life. I swear thi...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST

Duuuuuuuude

I haven't had a Midnight show in FOREVER.. Man, the shit I've been missing.... Being able to end whenever I feel like it is also a huge plus. I love this.... Big thanks to Stev0 from Necktie Suic...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

Shameless plug..... RAVEN PHOTOGRAPHY

I did a promo photoshoot today with Raven Photography in Fargo. I will post those shots as soon as I can, in the meantime, check out Raven's work by clicking the picture below...Thanks Raven...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

Next year's WINTER BLOWS!..

.....It's already in planning. I'll have plenty more shows to announce before then, it just sucks that I can't tell you how excited I am about what bands I am looking at getting to the area out o...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

No, I won't add your shitty Front 242 Wannabe band

There are a lot of things that piss me off in my line of work, one of which is bands that have these huge heads about themselves, thinking they're changing the industry by simply existing. I don't giv...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Local losers

Jesus, the rumors going around right now are a headtrip. "He's out to fuck you over", "I don't like them", "Wah, we don't make enough money", "I'm too good to cross promote", "So-and-so fucked over so...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST

Yup.

"So, um.. Saddam died... What'd you do today?"lmao.
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

.....Of that "artsy-fartsy" sort....

Fuck DeviantArt, it's all about www.MySpace.comCheck out my shit at..........
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST

This is OUR local music scene [Promoting For Dummies]

I'll take a risk to help another guy promote his show, even though my logo isn't on it, because interacting with your local scene is not taking a logo or a company name and trying to bring everything ...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

Who pissed in your dollhouse, sweetie?

I'm feeling 'wreckless' and wish to say... Whatever happens, happens - But we all know what happens..... I just won't have a goddamned care for it when I'm at no fault for others' inabilities and inca...
Posted by Wayne Cyn1c - One year in radio in 2 weeks on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:32:00 PST