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El jEfE

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About Me

I am a victim of circumstance.... I was born and like all others, I will die. As I say to all, I am a demon to some an angel to others. I am pleasure to some and pain to others. I live in Arizona. I am a poet, a writer, an actor, a musician, a fan, a brother, an uncle, a partner, a father, a restaurant server, a dj, a fan of tattoos, a tattooed fan of life, a friend, an adopted brother, a fan of absinthe, a drinker, former body piercer. But to the close minded they add the word gay in front of all of that and apparently that means my existence is shit.......I love movies and music. Duran Duran is my favorite band. Horror movies are a must with me because fear lets you know you are alive. That adrenaline rush thinking something is going to happen but you don't know when is quite enjoyable.I love my family and I love my friends. I am straight forward and to the point. You ask me how its hanging and I will tell you to find out for yourself. I live by my own set of rules. I am not a religious person, but I do have a spiritual side to me.I believe Oz is over the rainbow. And I do believe Midian is where the monsters go. Nessie, Bigfoot, and everything in between is real and you can't tell me otherwise. Ghosts...REAL! Chupacabra...REAL (Hell I think I have one living down the street NO JOKE!)Despise those who think they are better than anyone else (hey we all take a big dump and most of the time it smells the same no matter whose ass it comes from). I used to be one of those people and I hated myself for it. I am better now. Music is my driving force in life. It is what causes wars and it is what stops wars. I would rather be blind and not see than to not be able to hear that first note of my favorite song. I have a blind friend that seems to live by that rule and he is a badass musician. Can't see to save his life, but damn that boy has an ear!MORE TO COME!!!!Worst Case Scenario [Trailer Two]
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My Interests

MUSIC AND MOVIES!!!The dark and twisted side of life. Sideshows, The Torture Museums of the world, Day of the Dead. Horror movies and Theme parks about horror movies. Creepy music no ones has heard of.I have been bit by the acting bug! I love to travel. I was going to go to Europe in April 08 but I have a fucked up eye that does not allow me to travel til it gets better. I am an inventor. I have 3 things that should hopefully be hitting the market soon and then I can laugh at all of you from the hills of Malibu looking over the ocean because I have made millions and you have not... I have alot more interests, but they will come to me in time, I kinda forgot em at this point in time. Sorry!

I'd like to meet:

.. I.F.H. MONDAY'S on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

-Zombie Girl- -Psyclon Nine- -Combichrist- -Die Warzau- -Ministry- -Gary Numan- -Velvet Acid Christ- -Suicide Commando- -Skinny Puppy- -Bauhaus- -Lydia Lunch- -Pride and Fall- -Funker Vogt- -Ladytron- -The Birthday Massacre- -Ade Fenton- -Too Many Others To List *NEW WAVE AFFILIATED* -Oingo Boingo- -Devo- -Duran Duran- -Psuedo Echo- -Depeche Mode- -The Cure- -Bauhaus- -Gary Numan- *HIP HOP LOVES* -Dalek- -Genius/GZA- -Busdriver- -Necro- -Jedi Mind Tricks- -Tribe Called Quest- -Doug E. Fresh and Slick Rick- -Buck 65- -Sole- -House Of Pain- *Other* -The Cramps- -Misfits(Michael Graves version)- -Portishead- -Rasputina- -Postal Service- -Vampire Weekend- *Metal* -Battlefields Stained With The Blood Of The Empire- -Calm- -Slipknot- -Mushroomhead- -Soulfly- -American Head Charge- -Ultraspank- -Droid- MORE TO COME!!!

Movies:

OK(*) BEYOND AWESOMENESS!!(*****) -The Mist **** -30 Days Of Night **** -Halloween 2007 ***** -300 **** -Transformers ***** -The Crow ***** -Freaks ***** -To Kill A Mockingbird *** -Creepshow ***** -Return Of The Living Dead **** -Dawn Of The Dead **** -Night Of The Living Dead *** -Phantasm **** -Jaws ***** -Amityville Horror (ORIGINAL) *** -Poltergeist **** -Friday the 13th part I,III,IV,VI *** -Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory *** -Scarface *** -Texas Chainsaw Massacre (ORIGINAL) *** -Texas Chainsaw Massacre II **** -Halloween ***** -Halloween II **** -the New Charlie and the Chocolate Factory *** -Night Of The Demons ***** -Demons **** -Hellraiser series (up to 4) *** -Resident Evil 1-3 ****

Television:

DEXTER

Books:

-The Elephant Man: A Study In Human Dignity -A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers VOL. 2 -A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers VOL. 1 -Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers -Haunted Heartland and any other haunted series of books -Anything about the supernatural -Mask Of The Horror Actor by Pinhead himself Doug Bradley

Heroes:

A hero is like a dream....It's meant to fade away with time.

My Blog

drunk in gothenburg 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCG_ZsQ7nfQ This is one of the few reasons I love Calm.......
Posted by El jEfE on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

BOY ITS BEEN A WHILE KIDDIES!

  Just for the record I am beginning every blog from here on out saying....LEDGER IS GOING TO FUCKING ROCK AS THE JOKER!...  Okay so like the title says it has been a while, so I feel I will...
Posted by El jEfE on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:07:00 PST

XMAS WISH LIST

  Okay so I am not the greatest to celebrate this thing called Christmas, but you know something, it's not so bad after all.  Its the time of year when MOST of my family can put aside their ...
Posted by El jEfE on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:50:00 PST

A Friend of mind did this so why shouldnt I.....

 Hey everyone!  I have a friend who did this and I thought it would be a fun thing to do.  If you want to borrow one you can forget it unless you live within 15 miles of me then we'll t...
Posted by El jEfE on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:01:00 PST

4 honest questions call for 4 honest answers

  Once again I dont have too much to say that is entirely important, but here we go again.  I care for my friends and my family, HELL!  I love all of you more than I love myself, but I ...
Posted by El jEfE on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

Another of the Mb@lm Blog sessions!

  I'm back again!  Have not written is a long time so once again its random bull session.....  I want to start off by saying that I am so fucking stoked for the revisioned Halloween by ...
Posted by El jEfE on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:02:00 PST

To all of those who know me

 Well heres the scoop.  I have been thru alot in my life, as I am sure all of us have.  But I just want to take this opportunity to say something to all the people who have known me for...
Posted by El jEfE on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:08:00 PST

tired and not tooo much to say

  Its been a while since I have written anything so I figured I would go ahead and write what I am feeling right now.  confused, tired, um...unattractive, deaf (listening to Strapping Young ...
Posted by El jEfE on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST