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Lolita

FRAG OUT, FRAG OUT!!

About Me



My Interests


Salsa Dancing, Special FX, Travel, Poi, Computer Animation, Dogs, Slaloming, Wakeboarding, PC Hardware/Computers, Writing, Film, Graphic Design, Domain Names, Snow Skiing, Photography, Genetic Engineering, Science, Sci Fi, Nature, Horror, Monsters, Reggae, Skeet Shooting, Stamp/Coin Collecting, Ancient History, Fish/Aquariums, Spreading & Sharing Positive Energy, Tennis, Internet, B-Ball, Dreams, Mah Jong, On-line Yahtzee, House Music, Video Games, Fraggin' Out, Challenges, Dicktectors, Bartending, Tequila, Wine, Fast Cars, Adventures of a Lifetime, and Living Life to the Fullest...

I'd like to meet:

TOM SAVINI, STAN WINSTON, JOHNNY DEPP, AXL ROSE, MARK WAHLBERG, CHRISTIAN BALE, BILL CLINTON, STEPHEN KING, JOAQUIN PHOENIX, MADONNA, DANNY BOYLE, BARBARA WALTERS, CHARLETON HESTON

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I like to think of my self as a big huge plethora of good energy. I think I'm here on this earth to help people remember that there is SO much beauty with in life, itself. Sometimes you just need to be reminded to keep your eyes open so that you can see it. My name really is Lolita. I'm named after a long line of Lolitas going all the way, 6 generations back to my great great great great grandmother who was from Corsica--the island near to Sicily which is notorious for having given Napoleon to the world back in the day. So centuries past I was already fated to be named Lolita, long before both movies, and of course the book. But is the book so far off? "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta". I have been known to be described in ways such as this. Now, don't get me wrong--I'm definitely not having sexual relations with my daddy, but as far as the forever young, free-spirited siren protected by the allusion of innocence, yet fueled & made venomous by the tedious and witty calculations of details and wisdom gained from experiences past, i innately possess an undying passion for life, the curse of too big of heart, and of course, an affinity for teasing boys--and yes, that is one of my most favorite things--you know u love it. . . and God help you if I actually grow a crush on you. . . I admire other girls who are strong-willed and know how to get what they want, without letting on to anyone that they're even trying. I admire men who think before they act, who are confident with out being too cocky, and who celebrate the mystery which allures to anything female. I believe in having fun and living to the fullest, but in order to live to the fullest, it means working your ass off, never giving up, making all kinds of deals--left n right, learnin how to sell your ideas, how to make things happen the way you want them to happen, but when they don't, you gotta be adaptable n resilliant--bottom line. . .always take care of your sh*t. I believe in competition--it keeps you sharp and on the edge, it heightens your senses and keep you alive--it perpetuates the survival of the fittest. In all of your vast wisdom gained throughout the years, you should know that you know nothing. Stay grounded, at least most of the time--n you'll see things from the bottom up, as they grow; therefore understanding how something came to be, in turn respecting it if for no other reason but that it followed a natural progression of the struggle of life thru growth n prosperity, as well as the bitter scars of obstacle and consequence. Respect for others is very important. If this world had more of it, things could be quite different. I have a lot to say on this subject but I will add it later. Anyhow... . . . . . . I was born n raised San Antonio, TX; lived in Austin 7 yrs, then moved to LA. I've been tackling waves of some sort, powdery slopes, and shootin a shotgun all since I could walk. I am Puerto Rican-Irish; I'm quite certain I need say no more on that note. I recently got my masters in Computer Animation & special FX. I've had one dream since I was itty bitty, and that was to grow up to make monsters--and I'm right on the cusp of really truly living my dream. This is a very exciting time in my life, and I've never been happier. I am obsessive compulsive which lends me to being a true workaholic by nature which may explain the collective 105 hours I put in at my 3 jobs last week. I love my friends with all my heart, and I would with out question, go to the ends of the earth for my best ones. I love my family beyond anything I can describe, much less fathom, and I love my weiner dog, who's been there for me thru thick and thin, never judging n always loyal to the end. I am very productive at night--that's when my creative juices flow; but I blame that only on the sun because it's such a distraction for me -- I am the world's biggest sucker for the sun! The sun is energy--its everything, alive n bright n warm n positive n happy too. I relish in just the thought of the sun-- I love bathing in its rays -- drowning in its vibrance. All in all, I'm truly thankful for my life. If I died tomorrow, I hope everyone close to me knows that I have lived, and lived. . . and lived some more-- the best way I have known how -- and. . . I have loved. . . I have known the truest of joys because I have experienced the deepest crevace of sorrow. And alas. . . perhaps, just maybe. . . you have BARELY scratched the surface of getting to know a little about who I am". Below are a couple of little super short films I did that are pretty ridiculous. feel free to take a peek. . . n just one more thing -- I gotta try kite boarding. .hint hint:)

These are just a few of my secrets for livin' this vida loca of mine.

I am Lolita.

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Music:

Slightly Stoopid, Matisyahu, Bob Marley, Celia Cruz, Buju Banton, Steel Pulse, Guns N'Roses, Jimmy Bosch, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Cheo Feliciano, Ruben Blades, Johnny Polanco, Son Mayor, Chino Espinosa, Domingo Siete, The Cure, Marvin Santiago, New Order, Janice Joplin, Yanni, Marty Robbins, Johnny Cash, George Strait, Nine Inch Nails, Enigma, Moby, Hector Lavoe, Eddie Palmieri, Frankie Ruiz, Luigi Texidor, Puerto Rican Power, etc.

Movies:



Life is Beautiful, Empire of the Sun, The Salton Sea, The Big Blue(original version), Braveheart, American Psycho, Shaun of the Dead, Creepshow, The Godfather, In God's Hands, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Fear & Loating in Las Vegas, Charriots of Fire, Aliens, Re-Animator, TX Chainsaw Massacre(original), Army of Darkness, Evil Dead2, Shakes the Clown, Old School, Office Space, Coming to America, Trading Places, Wrong Turn, Superman, LOTR:The Two Towers, Boiling Room, Boxing Helena, The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, American Werewolf in London, John Carpenter's The Thing, Rat Race, Soylent Green, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, Ben Hur, Omega Man, Pulp Fiction, Meet the Parents, 28 Days Later, The Night of the Living Dead, Where the Buffalo Roam, CaddyShack, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Napoleon Dynamite, The Descent, Night of the Living Dead 3D, The Descent

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Television:

Californication, The Office, Weeds, Seinfeld, Planet Earth, Family Guy, Frank TV, Man Vs. Wild, Discover Magazine, Everest: Beyond the Limit, House, The Tudors, Entourage, Deadwood, Trauma: Life in the E.R., Lost, Autopsy, Dr. G Medical Examiner, 24, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Buck Rogers, Surface, Dateline NBC - To Catch a Predator, Daddy's Little Girl, Untold Stories of the ER, Critical Hour, Paramedics, 1,000 Places to See Before You Die, Without a Trace, Mystery Diagnosis, Masters of Horror, National Geographic Explorer, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Forensic Files, The New Detectives. . .

Books:

Catch 22, Ender's Game, Lord of the Rings, Sci Fi, Nature, Science & Technology, Medicine/Genetic Engineering, Octavia Butler, Orson Scott Card, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Frank Herbert, Arthur C. Clarke. . .

Heroes:

My Dad, Tom Savini, Hans Solo, Christian Bale, Superman Doobie my Weiner Dog & The Lone Ranger.

My Blog

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Posted by Lolita on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

Salsa y Senor Gusano

          Lolita, El Floridita, Hollywood, 3/07   Quien Es Senor Gusano? For more blogging w/Lolita... www.yolola.com  ...
Posted by Lolita on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

FED EX OVERNIGHT

-----------------Original Message -----------------From:dogan5:25 AM ur assvery nice baby,i vant to lick it and stick in ur asshole to my tongue...-----------------Original Message ----------...
Posted by Lolita on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

JUST THIS TIME

Get video codes at Bolt....
Posted by Lolita on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST

CHEEZY PICKUP LINES... VELVEETA STYLE!

CHEEZY PICKUP LINES... VELVEETA STYLE!U MUST BATHE IN MILK BECAUSE MILK DID UR BODY GOODR u from Tennessee? Cuz your the only "10" I see!Hey, Baby  Cum over hear for a minute n let me see somethin'....
Posted by Lolita on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

Estimate for Zesty "Handy Butler" Utility Self-Powered Generator Verberator Unit

Dear Mr. Stephens:I greatly apologize about the length of time it has taken me to complete your estimate for a new 2007 Quazi Turbo 498 XEX Dual 9 Socket Prime Runnagated Spindle Released Solar Trigge...
Posted by Lolita on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

FAMOUS LEONID METEOR SHOWER RETURNS TONIGHT -- EAST COAST & WESTERN EUAROPE WILL HAVE BEST VIEW

Mid-November brings us the return of the famous Leonid meteor shower, which has a storied history of producing some of the most sensational meteor displays ever recorded. These meteors travel along th...
Posted by Lolita on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST

ESTIMATE FOR MR. STEVEN, INCLUDING ADD-ON OF "HANDY BUTLER" UTILITY

Dear Mr. Stevens: I greatly apologize about the length of time it has taken me to complete your estimate. If you chose both seasonal options including the complete removal of the skin and the 1600 gal...
Posted by Lolita on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST

BEFORE I DIE, I'D LIKE TO...

BEFORE I DIE, I'D LIKE TO... See the Earth from outer space while floating in zero gravity, preferably along side my weinerdog Doobie. Speaking of zero gravity, I'd also like to have sex in it, or a...
Posted by Lolita on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG "Yo, Lola!"

CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG AT www.yolola.com
Posted by Lolita on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:32:00 PST