Random thoughts while Laying in Bed |
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Posted by The Devil on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST |
Insomnia by Radvan |
Insomnia
Sleeplessness is my curse, my state, my fate,
This misery is the longest mile,
I lay in bed while I wait and wait,
Seems like I've been here for quite a while,
The bottle said, take two, but...
Posted by The Devil on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST |
What can brown do for you? |
Recently UPS has layed off all of their employees to make wave for the new line of UPS employees in a campaign to save their company from bankruptcy. This new line of workers is targeted to help men ...
Posted by The Devil on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST |
A Chinese couple gets married....(JOKE!!!) |
A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not all that experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in ...
Posted by The Devil on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST |
A lil info on god |
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I s...
Posted by The Devil on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST |
stupid funny shit |
Check these out you might get a chuckle..........
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Posted by The Devil on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Classic Kurt Cobain |
Check out Kurt jump into the crowd and some asshole bouncer try to pull him back and then watch Kurt smash his guitar in his face and then the pussy bouncer sucker punch him in his head....Fuck Yah Ku...
Posted by The Devil on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST |
Best Divorce Letter EVER!!!!!!!! |
Ok please read every word of this letter i promise you will not be dissapointed. Its the funniest shit i have ever read in my life please enjoy!!!!!
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Posted by The Devil on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST |
Douche Cock List |
Coming down from an LSD trip around 8 am on a saturday i went to a Coffee Bean in Hollywood and as I was waiting for my drink when i saw a man who epitomized the word "Douche Cock," or so i thoug...
Posted by The Devil on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:01:00 PST |
Oral Fixation? |
Psycho Sexual Stages are critical stages that infants and children pass through during their development in which they focus their sexual energies towards certain areas. Any interferences in these st...
Posted by The Devil on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST |
