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Big Jugs is your Grandpa's favorite country band, but don't expect to find the album anywhere around his house. He won't bring it out at Thanksgiving while the family sits down at the bird. And no, you won't find the record in the front room between his Merle and Willie vinyl. Grandma may not even know the album exists. You see, Grandpa hides it out in the barn next to his old ass kickin boots. It's from a time when he used to spit tobacco in the face of danger, drink whiskey till sun was rising and knock the dickens out of any man who wore a sour grin. He even had his own robe down at the local bordello, where he seldom had to pay. And his favorite band was BIG JUGS.

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Member Since: 12/23/2006
Band Website: All pictures on this page by Jessi Laxalt
Band Members: Vegas Washington-Vocals/Banjo/Guitar Woodburn Burnwood- Bass/vocals Eugene Burlap Sack- Snare/Saw/vocals Lazer Alouishious- Washboard/Jaw Harp/vocals Leeroy Dynamite- dobro/vocals General Sherman- Mandolin All the Way May- making the vocals sound nice Shred Savage- Temp. Washboard
Influences: bar fights, table dances, whiskey, beer, public intoxications. drunks, drinking, drunking, bar fights, horses, cowboy shit, bitches, ho's, womens equality, kickin' ass, fucking hot dames, kickin' ass, pullin' some ass, ropin' shit, being country, banjo pickin.
Sounds Like: Johnny Cash if he was a little tougher. Willie Nelson if he smoked more pot. Hank III if he had a dirtier mouth. David Allan Coe if he drank more whiskey.
Record Label: UNSIGNED
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Big Jugs says "goodbye" to 07 and "fuck yeah" to 08

Howdy dicks! We are going to hit the studio for the months of Feb and March, so we are going to end the year and bring in the new one with a bang. Lots of shows will be posted over the next couple wee...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST

RESPONSE FROM WILD TURKEY

Dear Friend, Thank you for your interest in Wild Turkey Bourbon. Because you took the time to contact us, your request will be forwarded to our local office for their information. Should there be ...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:52:00 PST

LETTER TO WILD TURKEY

This is a letter we sent to Wild Turkey. We are still awaiting a response.......My band drinks a lot of Wild Turkey. We even have a three shot song in which we drink 3 shots of Wild ...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:53:00 PST

Dirty Lyrics

Here are the lyrics to a few of the songs that are posted. We will post more as the songs are updated.Ballad of a Hammerswinger(Lyrics based on a poem by BOB CROWLEY)My lips are chapped and chew...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:04:00 PST

Bigger Jugs!

Howdy! We have been recording a lot this last couple months and we got some fresh shit for you. Not fresh shit like on the bottom of your boots shit, like new dirty country jams. We ...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:22:00 PST

NEW SHIRTS PRINTED!!!

We just got a new batch of shirts printed and they came out real ass kickin. We will be selling them for $15 so give us a holler if you are interested. The artwork was designed by our good...
Posted by BIG JUGS on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST