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Josephine

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My Interests

Underwater Archaeology, pillow fights, lost treasure, reading trash, eating hamburgers for breakfast, cooking banquets for everyone, cleaning up after everyone, drinking the cheapest beer, sleeping in, staying up really late, getting into Sticky Situation, having Sex for 7 hours, having Sex at all is good, sleeping naked or just generally being naked all day, social un-justice (yeah, un), kidnapping people, wearing wigs, the beach, the giants and how much they rule over all, Alice in Wonderland, pranks involving underwear, riding, swimming, talking about nothing at all, making up elaborate stories about why I was late, 'exotic dancing', Tone Loc, mint juleps, board games, secrets, and just generally running a muck.

I'd like to meet:

Pirates

Music:

As if you REALLY care.

Movies:

I do like movies, yes.

Television:

Family Guy - Peanut Butter Jelly Time
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Books:

Takes too long to mention. Start with Aarons and work through to Zeluch. Include infiniti.

My Blog

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ARTS SCIENCE   SPORT   GEOGRAPHY ...
Posted by Josephine on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Marin Academy Class of 2000

Hey guys, it's that tiiiiiiimmmmmee again!!!!Please give me your class notes. Last year's notes were all true, so this year I have carte blanche to make up whatever silly shit I can think of unless yo...
Posted by Josephine on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:17:00 PST

My Birthday Please Come...


Posted by Josephine on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

Global Warming is a Total Farce and other problems I have with MORONS.

I am so sick of environmentalist. I am appalled that people also keep freaking out about global warming. Everyone keeps running around going "Oh my GOD global warming, if we continue at this rate we'l...
Posted by Josephine on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

Lent won't Re-Lent. Aha. Ha.

Okay so I've given up a whole bunch of stuff for Lent right? Here is my list:-Smoking-Chocolate-Candy-Cakes/biscuits/cookies/etc...- Crisps-Leavened bread (this was an accident, my plan was to give up ...
Posted by Josephine on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

The Advent of Spring

When is it going to get warm again? When? When, when, when WHEN? I am pale and morose, bound into the chains of a northern hemospheric torture in which I, constantly, am trying to maintain some level ...
Posted by Josephine on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:03:00 PST

Facking Snow

Everyone at work is bitchin' because it snowed and it took them like twenty gazillion hours to get to work and they all want to cry and close the museum down forever, and stay in their homes. And I sa...
Posted by Josephine on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

Female Propoganda Revealed.

Gemma just emailed me this ridiculous chain letter which is so appalling, so grotesque, it just makes me wanna murder like forty billion people and have blood and mud baths in their putrid and infecte...
Posted by Josephine on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST

Rebeccas Stupid Survey.

Okay you dumb bitch I've filled it out.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JosephineBirthday:April 7th, 1982Birthplace:San Francisco.Current Location:London, England.Eye Color:Brown.Hair Color:Blo...
Posted by Josephine on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:51:00 PST

"I'm too pretty to do manual labor..."

So I was at work on Friday, and since I had a "progress" meeting I had to look nice and not like a total zombie who died in their pjs. Aftwards I went to the Egg to hand in my rough draft re-construct...
Posted by Josephine on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST