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Janette

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anna Cuthbert-Newman of Des Moines, Iowa.

Music:

(auto-biographically) The Beatles, John Lennon, Fleetwood Mac, S+G, Led Zeppelin, Oasis, Dave Matthews, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Nirvana, Deftones, STP, Jeff Buckley, Nick Drake, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Massive Attack, Portishead, The Streets, Nina Simone, Rufus Wainwright, Beck, Wilco, QOTSA, Joy Division, Interpol, Hem, The Shins, Iron + Wine (and pretty much anything that comes out of Sub Pop Records) Johnny Cash, Air, Keaton Simons, Sara Bareilles, Ryan Adams, Roman Candle, Broken Social Scene, Mates of State, Kings of Convenience, Erlend Oye, Feist, Arcade Fire, Phoenix, Andrew Bird, !!!, Wolf Parade, Blonde Redhead, etc. etc.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, all Christopher Guest, Ferris Bueller, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, The Big Lebowski and anything Coen, The Thin Red Line, A Streetcar Named Desire, Annie Hall, Wayne's World, Eternal Sunshine, Back to the Future, Children of Men (seven minute uncut steady-cam shot, Clive Owen running through a war-torn ghetto, dodging bullets. Quality.)

Television:

"Oh wake up, Christian, our cottling him and laissez-faire attitude is what led him to getting pissed on by a bunch of transexuals in the first place!"

Books:

Lolita, Atonement, Flatland (A Romance of Many Dimensions), Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Wuthering Heights, A Prayer For Owen Meany, On the Road, The Dharma Bums, Slaughterhouse Five, The Wellspring (Poetry by Sharon Olds), Pale Fire, Sideways Stories From Wayside School, The Masterpiece, Straight Man, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bastard Out of Carolina, The Kentucky Cycle, Out, Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame (Bukowski Poetry), The Elegant Universe, Franny and Zooey, Sam Shepard plays.

Heroes:

My parents, my sister, Barb and Nell, Katie, Gene, Sam Shepard, Scheer-McBrayer, the OED.

My Blog

The author makes a quixotic attempt to justify Alanis Morissette's misuse of the word "Ironic"

Ironic 2007by Alanis Morissette An old man turned 98He created a pill that would make him live forever,choked on it and died.Its a black flyInfestation at an exterminator's officeIts the beh...
Posted by Janette on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST

A few qualms I have with Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"

I have compiled a list of grievances that I would bring up personally with the creative team behind the 1991 Disney animated feature "Beauty and the Beast" had I a time machine and a prescribed audien...
Posted by Janette on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

Most quoted film ...

I have made a recent sociological discovery, in regards to the cultural phenomenon that is the film industry, and its effects on generations that have emerged since its inception.  Truly, the you...
Posted by Janette on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

What's with the new Brawny man?

He looks hella metro.  He's clean shaven and looks like he's been juicing.  His shirt is neatly pressed and the color is immaculate and vibrant.  Am I supposed to believe that this...
Posted by Janette on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

"Who is the Carver" is the new "Who shot J.R."

Only once in a very long while will a television program captivate its audience so - sadistically - as the FX drama Nip/Tuck has in the past three seasons since its been on the air. This prime-t...
Posted by Janette on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:58:00 PST

My iPod "shuffle songs" feature loves "Tune-up ..2" from the Rent soundtrack

OED definition of random : " adjective 1 made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision. 2 Statistics governed by or involving equal chances for each item.   "Random" is a w...
Posted by Janette on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 05:24:00 PST