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Courtney

crazysaywhatgirl

About Me

Courtney --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com Courtney --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI live in Reno, Nevada but I want to move back to California because I hate snow. Alot.

My Interests

Graduating from college before I'm 42. Starbucks. Good music. American Idol. Learning to cook. Sex and The City. Stupid MTV reality shows. Friends. Finding another job that doesn't involve being "open minded" or selling buffalo wings. Conditioner for curly hair. Iced Tea. Religious cults. Sheets with outrageously high thread counts. Hot chocolate. Rain. Snuggling under down comforters. Cold Bottled Water. Towels that just got out of the dryer. Project Runway. People with a good sense of humor. The color pink. Dancing until the sun comes up.

I'd like to meet:

Dr. James Dobson (and kick him hard). Kristin Chenoweth. A good tipper. Frank Sinatra. God. Gene Kelly. Marilyn Manson. Anyone who doesn't own a pair of birkenstocks. Oprah. Ron Howard. Stevie Wonder. Kevin Federline (I would really like to experience the extreme ghetto that he is).

Music:

I love all sorts of music. Except techno. No techno. I cry when I hear techno (which is sadly quite often). Right now I'm obsessed with Colbie Caillat, Taylor Swift, Corine Bailey Rae, John Mayer, Stevie Wonder, Jay-Z, Danity Kane Elliot Yamin, Chris Brown, Whitney Houston power ballads (which I sing at the top of my lungs to the great annoyance of everyone around me, and my neighbors who have to hear echo in the shower) John Legend, and of course Frank Sinatra.

Movies:

I like most of them. I refuse to watch Star Trek or Lord of the Rings. I hate Lord of the Rings. Alot.

Television:

American Idol. Project Runway. Friends. American Justice. Cold Case Files. Forensic Files (only if Adrienne will cuddle with me afterwards!). So You Think You Can Dance. CSI. But only CSI the original, I refuse to watch the other ones! Law and Order.

Books:

Invisible Man. The Color Purple. Bridget Jones' Diary. The Little Foxes. Ragtime. The Secret Life of Bees. The Joy Luck Club. The Yellow Wallpaper. The Bad Girls Guide To The Open Road, Getting What You Want, and The Party Life. The Vagina Monologues. Making Faces.'Tis and anything by David Sedaris who is freaking hilarious.

Heroes:

My hero is Steve Schneider. Because I joined myspace, my life is just a little bit better.

My Blog

The Crazy Girl on The Bus Today

Today there was a girl who can only be described as insane on the bus from the parking garage to school. Everytime anyone tried to sit next to her she made this horrible face and scary little scream. ...
Posted by Courtney on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST

The Gym at School

Top Reasons Why I Don’t Belong at the Gym:1. I wear clothes over my underwear. 2. I do not wear makeup to work out, nor I do touch up my makeup before working out. 3. I cannot workout in anythin...
Posted by Courtney on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:38:00 PST

When Christians Go Crazy...

On campus, there is a nice little Christian ministry. I see them on the lawn in the quad with their nice little Christian signs, preaching their nice little Christian messages, and all is well. The si...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:12:00 PST

Valentines Day

Number of Valentine's I have: 0, Number of men who asked me to be their Valentine: 0, Number of women who asked me to be their Valentine: Sadly, 3.Unfortunately this Valentine's Day, I seem to only be...
Posted by Courtney on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:01:00 PST

Serious News For San Jose Residents

I was watching the San Jose news today and was listening to a story where some councilman Forrest Williams (who p.s. I only remember his name because in 12th grade you got extra credit for bringing in...
Posted by Courtney on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST

Gay Marriage Part Deux

Sorry to all my super religious friends, but I'm pro gay marriage. Everytime gay marriage is brought up in discussion, somehow, people always say, well allowing gay people to get married opens the doo...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

iTunes Clearly Hates Me

iTunes so obviously hates me. Maybe I need to take a hint and realize, I must have horrible taste in music. iTunes has once again suggested some awesome 80's music, complete with Paula Abdul choreogra...
Posted by Courtney on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST

Harry Potter

I just watched this interview with the kids from Harry Potter and the red head kid says that he would rather die then have to kiss the little Hermione girl. This guy is getting paid millions of dollar...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:09:00 PST

Even Better

To add insult to injury, based on what is in my iTunes library, and based on the music I have previously purchased. iTunes is recommending that I buy "I Want to Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd. What have...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

Toto, I don’t think we can call ourselves conservative anymore...

I got the brilliant idea that I should take an online quiz to decide who should get my vote for President. I had to answer how I felt about certain issues, and how important they were to me. Out of th...
Posted by Courtney on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST