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davey gordon

davidgordonburtch

About Me

kepple is hungry. i drive a shitty saab 900 named mortimer. i installed a good, no whistles, no bells, no frills stereo in it and it took me eight hours. my dryer is loud, but i barely hear it due to extensive hearing loss. i think i am allergic to ______. i spend a long time shopping for food and supplies, but i always find the best deals. i like disneyland. a lot. seriously. i don't watch family guy much, but when i do i try not to laugh even when its funny cause its not. i vote democrat straight-up. just about everyday i sock my dogs, slip on my 1222's, pull down my headband and with hound in tow, slide out the front door and run down the ave for a stretch, counting my steps and thinking about winning the lotto and/or save mart contests. i won't ever win a race, but be darned if i won't finish one. i like the smell of patchouli. i need to turn the sprinklers off.
.. You are Lee Adama (Apollo). Handsome, distinguished pilot and son of William Adama. A man of honor and loyalty, you have recently made amends with your father. You have been involved with Starbuck and Dualla.

Lee Adama (Apollo)


75%

Karl Agathon (Helo)


66%

Kara Thrace (Starbuck)


63%

Sharon Agathon (Athena)


59%

Chief Galen Tyrol


57%

Sam Anders


55%

Commander William Adama


53%

Dr. Gaius Baltar


52%

Felix Gaeta


47%

Saul Tigh


39%

President Laura Roslin


29%

Number Six


6%
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My Interests

earth shoes, TONA, dinosaurs, campers, biodiesel conversion kits, power steering leaks, friend, pf flyers, 902s, medial counters, marathon ties, bentonite, mennonite, plastic epoxy, walt e.d., joe merrick, pineapple pineapple pineapple, grinding flax seeds, sleep-running, and trying to teach kepple not to walk in our dumb garden.

I'd like to meet:

a time-machine inventor, an earthquake waiter-outer, a robot preventer.

Music:


is that a picture of nico, neko case, wings, little wings, van halen, van morrison, home, hem, the kinks, the zombies, the turtles, the monkees, gillian welch, glenn miller, george gershwin, graham nash, neil young and crazy horse, sparklehorse, the band, the plastic ono band, the beatles, the bee gees, the beach boys, echo and the bunnymen, the cure, bad brains, the grateful dead, the flaming lips, dios (malos), viva voce, yo la tengo, os mutantes, rosie and the originals, the new originals, bob dylan, bob plant, bob bare, midlake, pond, dean martin, steve martin, marty robbins, roger miller, wilco, jimmy cliff, jim croce, jethro tull, m ward, v shaw, the motels, neutral milk hotel, t rex, dinosaur jr, amalia rodrigues, peggy lee or frederick fucking chopin? fuck no. its doris day! pretty good music.

Movies:

the darjeeling limited, paper moon, BREEZY, magnolia, PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE, narc, the last picture show, cool hand luke, the jerk, the elephant man, the hustler, an american werewolf in london, tombstone, the apartment, nacho libre, human nature, bedazzled, children of men, batman begins, midnight cowboy, five easy pieces, the aviator, after hours, the karate kid 1 and 2, the ice storm, LITTLE CHILDREN, superbad, some other precious weepy art-fag bullshit and films featuring the academy-award winning actress jennifer connelly.

Television:

bsg, heroes, south park, and the kids in the hall. pretty much.

Books:

TRAVELS WITH CHARLIE, THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE, we can build you, lonesome dove, geek love, walt disney, my name is asher lev, true grit, midnight cowboy, the grasshopper lies heavy, ironweed, bury my heart at wounded knee, this wheel's on fire, old dc comic books, and loads i haven't read yet- like harry potter.

Heroes:

charles forster, inventor of the modern-day toothpick

My Blog

dont honk at blind people before you run them over with your car

so, i just took my online traffic school course. it took me about an hour-and-a-half (can you believe webster's got rid of frakking hyphens??) and i aced the thing! and i barely read any of the materi...
Posted by davey gordon on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:45:00 PST

sunday drive

i found out that i love 89 saab turbo hatchbacks this week. anyone wanna go on a drive? i go tote fast.
Posted by davey gordon on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST

wagon retrain

i am david burtch and i am annoucning to all that i am going to buy a station wagon automobile in the not too distant future. i know not which one, nor where or when or how it will happen, but it will...
Posted by davey gordon on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

meatier crater

i've been 22 before. in fact, i was 22 for most of my twenties. then the kitchen was smelling like death  and i heard rumors of a rotted rat the size of a famous togos pastrami sandwich back...
Posted by davey gordon on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:36:00 PST

i talk with sound

i'm home. now what?
Posted by davey gordon on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:52:00 PST

they knews

coming up: BASEBALL SCORES, including the latest from Boston, where the L.A. Thick Atmospheres keep the fight alive in extra innings vs. the Boston High School Science Teachers! BUT FIRST! ...
Posted by davey gordon on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:29:00 PST

love letter

its such a kind feeling when one wake's up from a restfull sleep, climbs from bed and into the morning sun to find a love letter on the car- especially when it is carved deep into the paint ...
Posted by davey gordon on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:05:00 PST

liberty bell, cracked in half

my ear hasn't cut the sting of the ring for days straight now. one gone, one going gone. kepple's gonna have to hear the gossip for me. the bod's not tote disloyal, though. with love, i'm working it s...
Posted by davey gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ob la di

i'm a traitor, heading at once to a Six Flags park, rather than Disneyland USA. Marine World is a dump, but its a dump with coasters and aminals and loads of dirt cheap funs. Wish us luck.
Posted by davey gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST