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♥ Billy ♥

Tu Madre! Yes. You just got burnt in Spanish.

About Me

But bear this in mind: unless you've decided to pursue an acting career in Antarctica, there are no "real" barriers to your success.

I'm too fat - tell that to John Goodman
I'm too skinny - tell that to Calista Flockhart
I'm too ugly - tell that to Steve Buscemi (sorry, Steve)
I'm too short - tell that to Verne Troyer
I'm too hairy - tell that to Peter Sellers
I have a stutter - tell that to James Earl Jones
I'm too weird - tell that to Crispin Glover
I'm too poor - tell that to Oprah Winfrey
I'm too lazy - tell that to... well, I can't help you there.

"A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." - Eleanor roosevelt

"THOSE THAT GIVE UP THEIR LIBERTIES FOR TEMPORARY SAFETY DESERVE NEITHER LIBERTY NOR SAFETY"
-Benjamin Franklin

www.loveisloveislove.com

www.aidforaids.org

www.unhny.org

My Interests

I felt this was too cluttered... and have been racking my brain for a collection of words fit to replace the last list... it all comes down to... hmmm... being onstage, fashion, art, music, dance, writing, literature, my fantastic friends, my wonderful family, animals, the beach, wine, food, being thin, trying too hard, not trying at all, adding "...in bed" to the end of fortunes, the city, Disneyland, people who have studied and retained American history, chocolate...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a perfect agent and a fantastic manager...

"Well, maybe there's a god above,
But all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you."
-Jeff Buckley

"Musical Theatre: it's the bastardization of, like, 3 art forms... AND I LOVE IT!!"

"her name ain't baby... it's ashley...... MISS BAWDON IF YA NASTY"
-Christi Chiello

"It ain't easy livin' free!"
-ACDC (Highway to Hell)

"...well, I call MY farts the Butt Trumpet."
-Alex Bawdon

"have fun tonight you two hott and sophisticated nyc actresses trying to escape the pressures of stardom!"
-Christi's Mother... speaking, of course, of us...

"If you were a joint, I'd smoke you."
-Nathan Rodriguez

"we're so gregarious, right? our friendship is jocular."
-Christi Chiello

"I get insanely jealous of everyone who talks to you.
AND SCENE"
-Sami Flick

"You're coming to MY birthday celebration if i have to drag you by your perfectly toned legs.....wrrrrrrow"
-Maddie Watts

"I miss you so much i can't even pee when i have to. it hurts me to pee.... i think either i miss youuu or i have an UTI? maybe both?"
- Christi Chiello

"*haiku of friendship fashion*
i love your style
effortless beauty always
bohemian sheek"

-Christi Chiello

"Gee, I'd like to be on some marquee,
All twinkling lights,
a spark to pierce the dark from Battery Park
to Washington Heights...
At my tiny flat there's just my cat,
a bed and a chair.
Still I'll stick it till I'm on a bill all over Times Square."

ME: "I can't believe my little brother has facial hair... I feel so old. Hey, Bro, I like your 'stache!"
BRO: "Yea, I like yours too, sis."

"If you are generous on the stage and generous in the bed, in life, you will be satisfied beyond your wildest imagination."

"Life don't use vasoline. It just bends you over. And it hurts"
-Mo-nique

*playing Catchphrase*
Me: "Maddie has it on her head!"
Maddie: "Blonde hair!"
Me: "Yes, but a longer version of that!"
Maddie: "Bloooooooooooooooonde hair!"

*While playing hangman:
Me: "A..."
Pam: "yes..."
Me: "E?"
Pam: "yes..."
Me: "... "It's BITCH FACE!!"
Pam: "Only you would know that..."

"Name one thing more electrifying than a spontaneous roll in the hay and I'll eat it, since the only possible answer is chocolate."
-Julia Bourland

pammiflo415: so u'r new issue of time out new york came in today
JaneLane529: sweet
pammiflo415: gave me somethin to read while i was in the crapper
pammiflo415: so all i'm saying is..
pammiflo415: thank you

"Not everything has a name. Some things lead us into a realm beyond words... by means of art we are sometimes sent- dimly, briefly- revelations unattainable by reason."
-Aleksander Solyzhenitsyn

Music:

pretty much anything and everything... but let me tell you the basics... Dave Matthews Band, Rooney, Spoon, Aqualung, the Beastie Boys, And the Academy Is..., Stellastarr, Weezer, the Dandy Warhols, Radiohead, the Killers, Jack Johnson, Phantom Planet, Michael Buble, Live, Imogeon Heap, Jefferson Airplane, Carl Anderson, Black Eyed Peas, Eric Clapton, Finley Quaye, Patrick Park, Fiona Apple, Green Day, Joan Baez, Gavin DeGraw, Kanye West, India Arie, beulah, Lauryn Hill, The Subways, The 88, The Velvet Teen, Billy Joel, Janis Joplin, Coldplay, Silverchair, Rachael Yamagata, Jem, Paloalto, BRITNEY, maroon 5, Bob Marley, Ella Fitzgerald, Gwen Steffani, the Beatles, the Doors, Modest Mouse, Jeff Buckley, and now that my entire life is Musical Theatre, I listen to a lot less of it... like, almost none...

Movies:

Hot Fuzz, Mean Streets, Departed, Bruce Almighty, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Notebook, Singing in the Rain, Dreamgirls, Little Miss Sunshine, The Time Machine, Some Like it Hot, Jesus is Magic, most 80s brat pack movies, anything Kenneth Brannah directs or is in, Lord of the Rings movies, Pleasantville, Hocus Pocus, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, (shut up- it's amazing), Out Cold, Pirates of the Caribbean, Big Fish, Disney movies, musical movies, The Red Dragon (but i didn't like the other two very much), Lilo & Stitch, and The Emporer's New Groove (i know i already said disney movies, but these ones are special...), the 3 Margaret Cho movies... soon to be 4, Michael Moore movies/docs (I don't care what your sissy political viewpoints are, fact is: he is great at making movies), CLUELESS (a classic), Princess Bride, Love Actually, Get Over It, Catch Me If You Can, The Sweetest Thing...

Television:

24!!!!!!! oh, Keifer... The O.C. (it's so hard to say goodbye), Daria, House, Grey's Anatomy, the Gilmore Girls, the Family Guy, Home Movies, That 70s Show, Will & Grace, Sex and the City, The Simple Life, The Brak Show, The Daily Show, Chapelle Show, Dr. 90210, The Fabulous Life Of..., True Hollywood Story, Driven, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody (obsessed... love every horrible episode) and pretty much anything else on the Disney channel... also anything on the Style Network...

Books:

Dan Millman, Jack Kerouac, and Kurt Vonnegut... Richard Wright because he writes so musically, Plath, Plato, and Poe, anything Tennessee Williams, Amy Tan, I 3 Sam Shepard and David Mamet... Thoreau, Mark Twain, and Shakespeare... lots... J.D. Salinger... Harold Pinter, of COURSE Tolkien... what I don't like? George Bernard Shaw and Mary Shelley kind of make me want to kill myself, and I know as a native NorCal girl, I SHOULD be a fan of Steinbeck... I'm not

Heroes:

well... my parents are pretty rad...

My Blog

Hello, my children.

I didn't need an alarm clock this morning, no...  because the lovely Jamie from Atrium Staffing (technically my boss... or agent...  more of a hybrid, really) calls me at 9:15am... I have th...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

Vivaaaaaaaaaa

Not even two days back from Las Vegas, and the lovely Lauren Magboo and I are already starting to plan our next trip there.  I had never been to Vegas before...  I suppose it's not for every...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST

It is the law.

It is the law. Seasons, best-selling books and empires come and go. Babies are born to die. Bridges are built to one day fall, and shoes wear out.   Spring will return; it is the law.   Fat,...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:52:00 PST

Some of you are so lucky... (I posted this on facebook too)

I envy you... you know who you are... the ones who don't have jobs in NYC because your parents can support you while you're auditioning and training...I don't think it's unfair... I know that if my pa...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:02:00 PST

And audition season starts up again!

Wow!  The dry spell in New York has MORE than subsided... there is audition after audition...  I love all of the opportunities, of course...  but having to choose between a bunch of sho...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

well, now

I have recently created a livejournal. some of you may remember the drama that visited my JaneLane529 LJ...  WELL, that's why I deleted it... YEARS ago... for the fuck of it, I made a new one las...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST

My Boyfriend

ME: (looking at my birth control pill pack) Only 6 more days of sex, honey... ALEX: (looks over my shoulder at the pill pack) That is my LEAST favorite calander...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

I need a hobby...

seriously...  my life is working and musical theatre/film/other acting junk... and... not those two together since :::sobs hysterically::: I haven't had an acting job or call-back in a month... o...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST

REALLY IMPORTANT NEWS!!!

I have not been to California in 9 months... I could've had a child and no one would've known... BUT I AM COMING BACK!!  For about a week or two in September... I AM SO EXCITED!!!  Unfortuna...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

Mutual Recognition

I come from the East, most of you [here] are Westerners. If I look at you superficially, we are different, and if I put my emphasis on that level, we grow more distant. If I look on you as my own kind...
Posted by ♥ Billy ♥ on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST