My New York Experiences have been quite interesting to say the absolute very least. So far I have been shat on in times square by a pigeon, lost teeth, given two hundred dollars to a bum thinking he was checking my bills for tracking while trying to buy an ID and had it stolen and then continued to go to someone else to purchase an 80 dollar ID, seen a lady pee while standing on a pier in a black dress, penis, been told I look like john Lennon and Abe Lincoln, made out with and 80 year old transsexual (no... not really, but i could have!), and I have lived in a closet... no not that one. I have moved into a more expensive closet, become a rockette, played a 50 year old man from ireland who grew up in a broken home of five sisters who all had their ways with me. (TRL shoutout to my Lughnasa girls) I have faught my way through pizza delivery men to secure that my pizza can be paid for by card over the phone in Harlem, I have overcome the animosity towards those of us who cannot sit criss cross apple sauce, and now i have graduated college. Well, it has been an entire year Since Gradumacating fram Amduh, (phoneticly spelled for those of you who are basically gay or not all there) I am Shaggy... But not in any way that can help me. I have sold tickets by yelling at people in Times Square to come watch altar boys sweat and dance. I have chased after a homeless person. I have been chased by that same homeless person. I have been kicked in the shin by an entirely different homeless person. I have learned to marangue. I have given a bleeding crack head band-aids while she stole mints from my work. I have almost been hugged by a bum. been called a fag by numerous bums. Waited in the snow for hours just to buy cookies. gotten drunk. met a pornstar, stayed the night at his place... nothing happened. and then i visited craig, Finally got my Teeth, and yes, for good... so far... I Have finally quit Staryucks and am moving on to better things, and finally I have had yellow water fall through my bathroom ceiling about five minutes ago.
Your Birthdate: July 6
You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you.
Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first.
You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world.
An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be.
Your strength: Your intuition
Your weakness: You put yourself last
Your power color: Rose
Your power symbol: Cloud
Your power month: June
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?JULY = ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.
