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Alan

I'd actually prefer you don't touch me...

About Me

How does one even begin to describe oneself? I could start by telling you all about who I am, and what I like, and all that other stuff as well. I'm not going to, though. Most times, I'm not even sure myself. I enjoy really random things. I live in Manhattan (greatest city in the universe), and I am one of the many people trying to scrape a living in Theatre. Honestly... it's what I love and what I live for. I don't mind working jobs that I hate, even though I complain about them. I love to sing, dance, and act. And what's more? I'm actually heterosexual. I might add more soon... but I probably won't. Just talk to me. I'll give you a pretty good idea of who I am. Alan --
[noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in Musical Theatre, or anyone who just wants to chat. =) I'm easy to talk to.I like meeting people... sometimes...DON'T try to add me if you're a slutty girl who just adds people for fun and posts nothing but suggestive pictures. I will not add you to make you feel better about yourself. You'll have to find another way to be the coolest girl in school.----------------------------------------------------- ------Latin Lover... E4 Musical Showcase... Life Changing! I'm in the Black cut-off Tee. That's right..... width="425" height="350" ..I also want to meet Drew Sarich... WATCH THIS VIDEO!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

I have bizarre tastes in music. I like a little bit of everything. I mean... I love my showtunes. Just gonna throw that one out there. I also love:80's Music (more than I really should) Regina Spektor (like... REALLY) Rufus Wainwright (I dig the voice) Jack Johnson (makes me happy) Jamie Cullum (some good-time music) DMB (die-hard fan for quite some time now)And many, many others. I try not to limit myself when it comes to my musical tastes.

Movies:

Don't even start me on movies. My collection is ever-growing and quite good, if I must say so myself. Just ask me... I'll let you know my favorites.

Television:

I don't find much time for TV these days. Sad, right? Not really. I watch what's important.

Books:

Now here... we've hit upon something. I love to read. Always have. I am ALWAYS reading something. I read super-duper fast and I love it. I'll even read books 2-3 times if I really like them. I read textbooks and really obscure books for the sake of learning something new and interesting. I will stop reading when I know everything... and since one cannot actually know everything, I'll be reading forever. Seriously... always have a book on me.

Heroes:

Kermit, Tiffany Engen, Eliza Cantlay...

My Blog

Oh, the thinks I have been thinking...

    I don't know much of anything anymore. I seem to be really tired all the time and I don't particularly think anything extraordinary. I hate to say it, but I'm kind of trapped in a h...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:47:00 PST

20 Ways To Maintain Healthy Insanity...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy level of insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on andpoint your hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Int...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

Why Eliza Cantlay is my favorite this week...

Friends... My very good friend, Miss Eliza Cantlay wrote a song about Harry Woolever to the tune of... what else? "ONE".Harry sings:One! One is find your marker, that's the most important rule (hee ba...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

Tag... I'm it... (shit)

Six weird things/habits about myself...Here are the rules: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged must Blog about their 6 weird ...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST

My newest myspace annoyance...

Ok...   I'm just going to say it. It's really kinda driving me nuts at the moment and I could just shove a small child down some stairs out of sheer annoyance (I might do it anyway just to see t...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Time to dispel rumors... =)

Ok everyone... I've been gone for a bit and the rumors have been a-flying... so I am here to reassure everyone. Here Goes: 1) I have NOT died!! =) Nor have I been injured, maimed, or in any other way ...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:24:00 PST

SAT-type question

    Okay boys and girls... I'm going to present you with a scenario and you must decide which factor made it sound the most like I was really high.It is 3am in Alan's apartment. Alan an...
Posted by Alan on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

In honor of my impending Aging...

Hey all... Good Lord I havn't blogged in a while. Anyway... I just wanted to say that my profile song will be changing randomly over the next month every few days or so... whenever I remember. 80...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:30:00 PST

Warning... Post AMDA blog...

Hey all... I'm sitting in the AMDA library because A) I kinda still work here (at least for now) and B) we're training new people... yay. So... here I sit. And it kinda just hit me... none of my 4th s...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:56:00 PST

Price of Happiness... is it on sale?

I'm going to tell you right now... this is going to be a silly blog. I'm lying on my bed, it's late-ish at night, and I'm full of tasty things. I went to Duane Reade for Shampoo and Conditioner... tha...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST