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About Me

WWW.CARABUSCHI.COM
I don't even remotely try to hide the fact that i find myself hysterical, and laugh at my own jokes. My life goal is to play Fanny Brice in the original revival cast of Funny Girl and to be on a sitcom. I am an aspiring actress. And I contemplate moving to L.A. to try my hand at film every other month or so. I HATE driving, and use my blinkers in parking lots, and was just recently made fun of for it. I'm not perfect in any way, shape, or form and i'm perfectly fine with that (for the most part). I really do believe that "everything happens for a reason", though sometimes i need a little reminding. Sing happy! Shalom.
cara --
[noun]:
A real life muppet
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." --Marilyn Monroe
"We accept the love we think we deserve." --The Perks of Being a Wallflower
"Mr. Ryan, listen. Say all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls, then all of a sudden, one day, in walks a bagel. You'de be like, Ugh, what's that? Untill you tried it. See that's my trouble, i'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!" --Funny Girl
"Don't worry baby, everything will turn out all right." --Beach Boys
"...and you can see the daisies in her footsteps" --Ben Folds

My Interests

being happy and laughing. theater, reading, food, and life.

I'd like to meet:

Jason Schwartzman, Barbra Streisand, Steve Zahn, Max Casella and ALL of the Newsies!, Seth Rogen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Steve Carell, Parker Posey, Will Ferrell, Anne Frank, Ellen DeGeneres, Dane Cook of course, Liza with a Z, Dustin Hoffman, Bette Midler, Jackie Washington.

Music:

whatever ya got.

Movies:

EVERYTHING, The Goonies, Stand By Me, Wizard of Oz, Mary Poppins, Bill and Ted, Killer Klowns From Outterspace, ANYTHING BY Mel Brooks and Christopher Guest, Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, Too Wong Foo, Anchorman, Closer, The Notebook, Crash, Fried Green Tomatoes, Singin' In The Rain, Pirates, Wedding Crashers, Slums of Beverly Hills, My Cousin Vinny, Do The Right Thing, Jackies Back, When Harry Met Sally, West Side Story, Little Miss Sunshine, Marie Antionette, etc.. movies are my jam.

Television:

sex and the city, Next top model, anything on VH1, realworld, thehills, nick@nite, Lucky Louie, things.

Books:

Go Ask Alice, The Perks Of Being a Wallflower, The Vangogh Cafe, Catcher in the Rye, Matilda, Tommy's Tale, I Have Lived Athousand Years, The Notebook, The Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night time, etc.

Heroes:

6" wheat with turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, olives, and mustard.

My Blog

Sutton Foster is in Flight of The Conchords...

SUTTON FOSTER IS IN FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!!!!Unless you know what this means.. then you're not really going to know what this means.But it's pretty rad, you're just going to have to believe me on ...
Posted by Cara Bear on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:39:00 PST

NEW WEBSITE! check it out!

Hey you guys, i just spent the last 24 hours straight making this thing..,CaraBuschi DOT COM!Check it out.. there’s still a lot that needs to be added (ie: Video and audio clips) but eh, it&rsqu...
Posted by Cara Bear on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:27:00 PST

The joke's on me...

I don't know all the details, but APPARENTLY there's some sort of psychological study out that shows that men don't like funny girls.Well, how's that for a punch line... not so funny right?Yeah... I d...
Posted by Cara Bear on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:13:00 PST

LITTLE WOMEN

Seriously, it is going to be such a great show. Please try ro come and support.With the purchase of 1 full price ticket, a daughter, sister, (basicaly any female) gets half off her ticket price. any ...
Posted by Cara Bear on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

The Love of my life..

I direct your attention to Max Casella... i'm not a stalker or anything.... ................................. Sgt. BilkoMusic ManLion KingSopranosUgh, Can you even handle it? Are you not co...
Posted by Cara Bear on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

Summer '06

Summer '06Spent the night with someone? well technically yes. even more technically, no.Drank untill your stomach hurt? yessirLaughed until you almost peed your pants? haha, on one occassion, i crosse...
Posted by Cara Bear on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

Burn the bridge, bet the store...

...baby's commin home no more.Well first things first. Congrat's AMDA class of '06. We did it, and turned shit up! You are all amazing talents, people, and friends, and i can't begin to describe what ...
Posted by Cara Bear on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

there's a reason i only fall for gays..

i can't for the life of me understand how all the straight guys i know can all join forces on the same day and collectively act like one giant bag of douche. Fin.
Posted by Cara Bear on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:04:00 PST

what it comes down to is this.

I know im not perfect, I know i'm not waif thin, I know i'm not blonde, I know i'm not a beautiful ballerina as i wish i could be sometimes. But i know i am a good person."We accept the love...
Posted by Cara Bear on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

breast implants.

Disclaimer: i realize, upon reading this over, that this might sound a little immature and not well thought out. but it's what a was thinking in a fit of passion and/or rage.. so it needs to be h...
Posted by Cara Bear on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST