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Wes Mantooth

There's something I like about the clitoris, I just cant put my finger on it.

About Me

If you have a really sweet band, please don't ask me to be your friend. Chances are, you suck, I'm tired of shitty bands asking to be my friend just because we listen to the same bands. Good taste in music does not make your band talented.I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN WHITE TRASH! I'm a deviant and a sociopath. Luckily I just have the self control not to act on some of the thoughts that wander across my frontal lobe. Everyone is crazy, some just a little more than others.I AM MY OWN EVIL TWIN! Never finished a damn thing in my li..f.......Shut up! I am not A.D.D.(seriously)I just get bored quickly, wanna go ride bikes? What was I saying I don't remember.I ride bikes with no brakes. I own a 1993 Police Interceptor, it hauls ass and drinks gas. I take lots of pictures. I love natural red-headed women(no dye jobs), they are my one true weakness. My Ipod is my best friend.blah blah blah blah! I am a function over fashion person. Not that I don't like to look nice. I just don't waste my life trying to look good for people I don't know. I'M LEFT HANDED, WE HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL DOJO! COME GET SOME!

My Interests

BICYCLES,I COLLECT SMASHED PENNIES FROM TOURIST ATTRACTIONS, IF YOU ARE TRAVELING AND SEE A MACHINE, PICK ONE UP FOR ME AND SEND IT TO ME, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. Photography, photography,BICYCLES, and more photography.BIKES WITH ONE RING AND ONE COG,MOTORCYCLES, Beautiful Women, TATTOOS, SUICIDEGIRLS, MY Ipod,BICYCLES, BEING LOW TECH(no matter how hard I try, I still end up with a bunch of gadgets, but I still use a rotary phone). I'm trying to simplify my life. I've got shit for sale and to give away.OH! And did I mention BICYCLES?

I'd like to meet:

I do not mix well with others. I mask my insecurities with humor. Most people would say I'm kind of a prick. Just ask my friends, they'll agree. I'm a smart ass, 9 out of the 10 things that you hear come out of my mouth are Sarcasm, sarcasm, and more SARCASM, with a bit of bullshit to top it off. SO IT'S NOT REALLY WHO I WANT TO MEET, IT'S WHO WANTS TO MEET ME?

Music:

CLUTCH!! SHELLAC, HIGH ON FIRE, FU MANCHU, NEBULA, AC/DC, Tight Bros From Way Back When, Weedeater, Mastadon, McLusky, Rocket From The Crypt, WEEN, Mingus, Coltrane, SUPERSUCKERS, Nashville Pussy, DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS, theDWARVES, HUSKER DU, TOM WAITS, Iron & Wine, Owen, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Explosions In The Sky, Silver Mount Zion, Aaaaww crap... I can't list them all!

Movies:

Coen Brothers (Big Labowski, Miller's Crossing, O' brother..) , Wes Anderson(Rushmore, Bottle Rockets), Three Kings, Man Bites Dog,GODZILLA, Brotherhood of the Wolf, David Fincher(Seven, Fight Club, The Game) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Punch Drunk Love

Television:

FRISKY DINGO is some funny shit. I try not to watch a lot of television. I try to just watch comedy and stand-up when I do. I don't like reality shows, I find that my own life is more than enough. I don't honestly think that those shows reflect real life. Whose reality are they basing it on? I watch a lot of "Law and Order" these days.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Travel books. History books. Anything to teach me about other places.

Heroes:

FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE! NOW!