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Denny

Things didn't go as planned! (Mr. DRM 1995)

About Me

Retired dishwasher/cook and a good Christian. I am a very horny individual but there is nowhere in the Bible saying that people can not be horny. If God did not want for people to be horny then horniness would not have been created. God created everything for a reason. I am also the main force behind the very popular independant adult movie "The Catering Guy" (I had to "use" the U of MN van for this AND THINGS DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED!). Have been in the business for a long time. Washed dishes at CMU under Steven Bouley. Also was employed at OCB in West St.Paul. Carving meat is one of my specialties. I once shut down University Laundry for a week also. Please don't ask why... Played in a disco band with great musicians Jim "How Are Ya?" Carey (not the actor, the guy from Boston that was a food service manager that made good whoopie pies), Chuck Saeger, Dan "the man with short pants", and Patrick Hollins. Still trying to get the band back together. Does anyone know where Patrick Hollins is? Help us Don Cook! I also have seasonal garage sales at home. My only regret in life is that if I was more careful, my dog/best friend/brother/son Hal would still be alive. Do dogs go to heaven? Does anybody know? The closest I ever got to Jesus was knowing this Mexican dude named Jesus, but everybody called him Chu Chu. I never understood that. My Dog Hal.(RIP) I edited my profile at Free Christian MySpace Layouts , check out these Christian Myspace Layouts!

My Interests


I like getting up early in the morning. I enjoy making burgers while other cooks are not at work. Disco, garage sales, porn, and carving meat at the OCB.Being a Christian, I am not a homosexual. I do enjoy the company of ladies.(Except the one on the left) The Flame of Christ and all my desires for all you ladies!!! This Video is very moving

I'd like to meet:

My saviour Jesus H. Christ. All the guys in the Village people, Abba, CCR, the remaining member of Bee Gees, my old band members, Patrick(RIP? ARE YOU DEAD?), Tom Jones (as long as he keeps his shirt on, I'll keep my pants on!), anyone who fears and believes in the man above, and all the fellas who like to hang out in the backroom of video stores. All I can say to that is oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Music:

Everything and anything disco. I also enjoy CCR, Donna Summer, Bee Gees, Diana Ross, Olivia Newton John, Stevie Nicks (what a fox!), Linda Ronstadt (another foxy lady), Tom Jones (I owe this man BIG TIME!), John Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Mellancamp, and Bob Seger.A great video from a great band!!Here is some of my Favorite albums:

Movies:

I got it, or any other porn. As far as a non-porn movie, I like 9 1/2 weeks, Saturday Night Fever, Can't Stop The Music, The Whiz, Flashdance, and The Passion of Christ.

Television:

Not enough nudity so none. I used to watch Baywatch but it got old. I also like Benny Hill. This is how I think television should be:

All I can say to this is hot, Hot, HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

The Bible, Hustler, and the Southwest Review (for the garage sales!) They are a chain restaraunt built by God. I also like the fact that they respect women and include them in their restaurant name.

Heroes:

Jesus, Matthew, Mark, John The Baptist, Tom Jones, Ron Jeremy, Steve, Patrick, Chuck, Jim Carey (my old bandmates), and Larry Flint (a man of the people). My main man, Jesus H. Christ!My Superman, Mr. Ron JeremeyMy Mentor, My Tom Jones What Can I say? A preacher is a hero to all mankind.

My Blog

New Blog

1. If I looked ON your bed, what would I find?A couple of magazies, The Bible 2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?Open, I want the world to see me. OOOOOOOOOH YEAH 3. Are your un...
Posted by Denny on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:40:00 PST

New Year Resolutions

My two resolutions are to keep up with my Bible studies class and have some fun with it. It has made a huge differance in my life (Ladies, I think you all know what I'm talking about here). I would al...
Posted by Denny on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST

PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!

........This lady at my Bible Studies class is hot! Hot! HOT! I would love to get nasty with her using my Christian values and a touch of my past when I was a swinging hot shot. What can I do? I prett...
Posted by Denny on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:41:00 PST

New HOT Survey

Do you like blue cheese?Yes Have you ever smoked heroin?Back in the 70s and early 80s. No more. I am a Christian now and smoking hash is not a very Christina thing to do Do you own a gun?No, I am a ma...
Posted by Denny on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:53:00 PST

A question for all.

Hello my brothers and Sisters.As you all know, I live in Emily, MN now in order to get closer to God and Jesus. I have been attending the Church and Bible studies in Emily, MN. My problem today is, th...
Posted by Denny on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

My Biggest dream

Yeah, It's Denny,Being a new Christian and Church goer and being on myspace and finding friends like Rev. John Wayne (The Duke), Don Cook, Sarah, Chuckles makes me feel like a very special person. I d...
Posted by Denny on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST

hot! Hot! HOT! Survey

..> hot! Hot! HOT! survey 1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant you were making your partner laugh? As long as my partner will get nasty with me as a result of it2. Would ...
Posted by Denny on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:08:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Denny on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST

A feel good story about my Bible class

Yeah its Denny. I think you may get a kick out of this. As you know, I moved to up north to Emily Minnesota to get closer to God. You also know that I am a VERY religous man too. Well, I ate some chil...
Posted by Denny on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:31:00 PST

Don’t damn me for speaking my mind.

I have just recently turned to Christ. I am working very hard on this and have put bullitins up to ask questions about what is good and what is not good. Only a few  people respond to those. yes,...
Posted by Denny on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:39:00 PST