Ashley Waters profile picture

Ashley Waters

West Side or East Side? You decide.

About Me

I am one of the most crazy, goofy people you will ever meet - sometimes this is a good thing, other times, it is not...I am extremely intelligent, yet constantly make poor decisions...I believe the best in people - to a fault...I've seen it all, yet remain hopelessly naive...I know I can have anything I want in life - I just can't figure out what the hell that is...I love to laugh...I treasure my true friends and know that good people are hard to come by...I love anyone who can tell it like it is...I love anything that's completely pointless and stupid - like rabbits with pancake hats...I'm infatuated with knock knock jokes, although I know only two...I live for the small things in life - pure, unadulterated coincidences...I truly believe the Proof is in the Pudding and I am confident that all things in life can be solved with one equation: e=mc2...I am one of the most fun people to be with - yet the biggest pain in the ass...I try too hard, I don't try at all...I know that it is definitely better to be pissed off, than to be pissed on...I love people who are funny...I love people who get me, or people who don't - but still put up with me...I love learning new things, meeting new people, going to new places...I love, live and breathe music...I've been playing the violin since I was 3 and can play almost any instrument...I love anyone who is passionate about music - actually anyone who is passionate in general...I love good beer, summer nights, sunsets, the ocean...I love to dance, love to dress up...I am the biggest girly girl in the world, yet the most down ass bitch at the same time...If I had to sum myself up in one sentence, it would read: I am ALL THAT (but the chips will cost you extra).

My Interests

Playing Violin..Playing Guitar..Making/Writing Music..Electronic Music..TECHNO..Dirty, Glitchy Breaks..Experimental Music.. Singing..Dancing..Art..History..Science..Travel..World Cultures..Reading..Cooking..Gardening..Ethnic Food..Indian Food..Thai Food..Wine..Nature..Animals..Marine Biology..Spending Time with Friends..LAUGHING..Meeting New People..Learning Something New

I'd like to meet:

NOT YOU - unless I know you personally. I am not taking applications for new friends. I don't care if you need me to market your bull shit or your bull shit self. I could care less if you feel the heavy burden of being my pimp has been bestowed upon you. I HAVE ONE PIMP AND ONE IS ENOUGH. Thanks and please don't come to my party.
Myspace Tracker

Music:

HABERSHAM, Nathan Fake, Tipper, Andy Page, James Holden, Dan Mangan, Phil K, Luke Chable, Lostep, SOTEG, Tiefschwarz, Damian Lazarus, Trentemoeller, Fine Cut Bodies, Hybrid, Josh Wink, Extrawelt, James Zabiela, M.A.N.D.Y., Joel Mull, Someone Else, Steve Bug, Matthew Dear/Audion, DEREK PLASLAIKO, Jeff Mills, Adam Beyer, Adam Johnson, Oliver Lieb/Solieb, Richie Hawtin, Aphex Twin, Lusine, Massive Attack, Minneapolis Finest: Moksha, Centrific, DVS1, Jon Hester, Dustin Zahn, Christian James, slntpl; Shpongle, Infected Mushroom, Telepopmusik, Radio Head, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jose Gonzales, Damien Rice, Cold Play, Blue Merle, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Amy Winehouse, Corrine Bailey Rae, Atmosphere, Doom Tree and my Niggas: Pac, Snoop, E, Dre, Cube, Warren to the G... Ya'll know who you are.

Heroes:

Dave Chapelle

My Blog

So ya....

...I finally broke down and made a MySpace page. It will probably take a minute to get her up and running and all tricked out, so please bear with me. Basically what I'm trying to say is... just be ...
Posted by Ashley Waters on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST