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About Me

Me... cartoon style ha ha!

I was born and raised in the Ghetto of Honolulu, Hawaii where the crackheads and drug dealers sold shit on the corners and taught me how to be a thug! I learned how to make Crystal Meth from salt water and how to grill a piece of shit and throw it in a hamburger bun to make pretend it was a quater pounder for the assholes who pissed me off.I was transfered to Las Vegas in Jan 2001 from the Correctional Facility. I just got out of jail last month and I'm looking for some good loving! I learned how to make a knife out of my old toe nails... I'm a regular MacGyver shit LOL! I'd like to meet a girl who's not afraid to take a good beating and is willing to make sure I call my parole officer every morning. I love to go out and party but I can only go so far because of the tracking device that goes off around my ankle if I try to cross the state line.
In a nut shell...I'm just fucking crazy!
I use tampons to floss my teeth in the morning!
I'm a politician in the making...I kiss hands and shake babies!
Things to know bout my ass....
1) My full name is too fucking long for most of you idiots to say
2) I'm a MUTT... Hawaiian/Jap/Chinese/Portuguese/Caucasian
3) Fuck w me or my friends n I'll stick my foot up yo ass, leaving the converse sign stickin out to see. Yea I go old skool on ur ass! LOL
4) I like fellow MUTTS (brunettes...dye yo hair brown n I'll take a peek LOL)
5) I'm busy all the fucking time! Even if I'm unemployed...well that's only if I don't like you LOL
6) I hate the fucking Teletubbies, they are spooky looking fuckers!
7)I live in Vegas so shit...I can't help but party!
8) My mom told me to never bring home a jap otherwise my kids will end up looking like my father...he's 100% jap (Guess that's why I don't date full asians LMAO)
9)I can't stand it when people say... "Your name is Shane, like the old cowboy movie?" Do I look like I watch old gay ass cowboy movies? I ain't from brokeback mountain bitches! Plus that movie was made before I was born dumb asses!
"I like to think of all my close friends as "BROTHERS", and when I say brother I don't mean a real brother. I mean it like how the black people say it. I think it's more meaningful"
"Derrick Zoolander"

My Interests

Nothing interests me. I've tried it all...drugs, alcohol, serial killing, murder, the KKK, Black Panthers, beastiality...shit gets boring after a while!

These are the ugliest costumes ever! LMAO

I'd like to meet:

The Teletubbies
So I can beat the shit out of all of them!
They are spooky looking bastards!

Music:

Linkin Park is the shit! Phoenix is the man!!!! I listen to pretty much anything but Gospel and Country. I don't go to church and I sure as hell don't grow chickens, goats, or fuck my sisters and cousins! LOL

Movies:

I'm a nut for those frekkin Vampire movies. Kate Beckinsale is fine as hell!!! Blade, The Matrix....all that crazy 2000 fighting shit!

Television:

I like to watch the Detroit Lions....FUCK YOU! I know they suck!

Books:

XXX Hardcore porno with no articles! LOL

Heroes:

MARTHA GLENN KU'UIINI DeMATTA KAWAMURA
2/10/1947-4/1/2004

My Blog

XYIENCE PUERTO RICO PICTURES

Our trip to Puerto Rico ...
Posted by Shane on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

IN MEMORY OF MY MOM

MARTHA GLENN KU'UIINI DeMATTA KAWAMURA2/10/1947-4/1/2004please be patient while music loads You taught me everythingAnd everything you've given meI always keep it insideYou're the driving forc...
Posted by Shane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MOM

You are my heart, my strength, my spirit, and my soulThat is why its so hard for me to learn to let go,But let go of your memories I will never doFor I will accomplish and succeed in life through you,...
Posted by Shane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST