Alika

I'm an aries who enjoys water sports, freeing gerbils, deworming orphans, drinking whiskey, spanking monkeys, laughing, shaving cats, spotting mullets, cream corn wrestling, wiping hands free, jelley beans, red wine mouthwash, crystal glasswear, moonwalking 2 the bee gees, watching hockey pantsless, tagging aboriginies, dry humping, eating jelly beans, slapping midgets(1's who cant kick my ass), playing rugby pantsless, eating kiwi's, donkey shows, watching kubrick films, gutchecking gibbons, drinking milk, kawasaki ninjas, samurais from the tokugawa era, wearing slacks, curing cancer, saying the word 'pantaloons', bass fishing, getting the poison out, pimping, mocking mimes, assessing diminishing returns to marginal labor, mentos(the fresh breath maker), watching football, hanging with priests, dating strippers, petting penguins, free porn, tt pleasing, eating sushi, reading Orwell, harpooning manatees, smacking babies, punting dwarfs, tossing salads, eating whole chickens, tube socks, teaching retards japanese, finding jesus, playing guitar, smoking cinnamon, using condoms, pimping mannequins, going to parties, ducatis, wearing glitter, making balloons out of condoms, horseback riding, bow ties, monotheistic idealogy, polytheistic mysticism, asian porn, applying baby powder, fliping the monkeys off at the san diego zoo, the elderly, going to clubs, drinking jager, cooking with paprika, armani, playing fag football, macroeconomics, picnics, drowning fish, making movies, choking clowns, imported cars, shadow boxing, reading books backwards, wearing hats, making breakfast, tossing infants, speeding, parking, and joking around with random people...