Hey pussies! I'm Saddam Hussein, evil iraqi dictator and soon to be ruler of the world! I mean, no, I'm just a normal guy hanging out and having fun. Relax guy! I love pounding asses, especially big, red ones. I fucking hate mormans, they're only good for building weapons of mass destruction, I mean, chocolate chip factories. Heyy relax guy! I've ruled canada twice, but those dicks always ruin it for me! People tend to say I'm a dirty little bastard, but I can change!
