Hello there.
I'm, yes, Death.
I am the one you get to see when you die.
Now that that's out of the way, I can tell you about me.
Anyway, I'm the son of Azrael and probably the last guy you want to meet.
But I can be nice too, so don't go speading fucking rumors about me or you will be killed.
And I'm not all about killing unless I'm drunk.
Then you're pretty much screwed because I kill for fun then.
I'm married to a wonderful, little girl named Ferrari.
And we have a lot of kids.
So if you think about hitting on her, or making fun of her or our kids, you will be killed very, very fast.
I'll medieval on your ungreatful ass.
Another thing, I love to watch the wonderful, talking picture box.
And watch two channels at the same time, which I'm very proud of.
I'm made completely out of bones and I have a body. It's just lying in some ditch.
Well, the end.
