Im the President, Prime Minister, Archbishop and Cool Cat of Cawood.
Myspace appeals to my voyeuristic side. A side which I never knew I had.
I would like to have a go on one of those contraption's that run on the same tracks as trains. I'm not sure of their name, but they have a lever which is pushed up and down - preferably by two people, but it can be done by one - and this in turn, makes the wheels turn, propelling this machine forward. I seem to remember them appearing in 'Roadrunner' cartoons quite often.
I like to wear hats, but this love of hats is offset by the fact I am starting to thin on top, therefore people assume I am wearing a hat to cover my increasing baldness. Not true. I just like wearing hats.
I like to talk to myself in a Cockney accent and occasionally a Yorkshire accent, but I prefer the Cockney one because it is funnier to do. When I have had a few drink's I also like to talk to other people in a Cockney accent.
And I believe that the Government are putting small doses of Prozac in our water supply. Really. Make's the masses easier to control.
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