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marcus

Alan, we're on the patio.

About Me

"When I get well I'm gonna move to the country, breathe clean air man, turn televisions off for a while, eskimo style, gotta just breathe in, breathe out, breathe in. The city you know, get paid, you get laid, go to the clinic and you listen as the doc says: “DON'T DRINK, DON'T SMOKE, WORK HARD, BE FUN, DON'T EAT NO JUNK”. Ain't it just enough to make you wanna go get drunk? That's what I done. Well anyway the drink got me thinking what a friend had said, guess what he said: “Happiness is nothing but the flow of serotonin in your head, got nothing to do with Jesus Christ, nothing got to do with wrong or right, oh help me out kid, can it be right? that it all boils down to how the chemicals flow to your soul?”... Seratonin, Simple Kid, 2006.I also enjoy watching kabaddi, richard stilgoes puns and dundee cake.
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My Interests

music..newcastle united..playing guitar..mp3..books..film..old people on blind date..puns..shroomage..gigs..sing-alongs..travelling..good haver..sunshine..the world cup..melancholy..making tea..laughing at my own jokes..the crackle of vinyl..autumn

I'd like to meet:

hitler, just to see what the craic was. id also like to meet the cast of 'duty free', the wonderful 1980s sitcom starring keith barron

Music:

....is my mistresscurrently enjoying......

always enjoying......

Movies:

goonies..clerks..scarface..godfather I & II..dumb and dumber..shawshank redemption..eternal sunshine..traffic..MASH..motorcycle diaries..city of god..hotel rwanda..three colours red/white/blue..star wars..back to the future..goodfellas..pulp fiction..

Television:

i love......auf wiedersehen pet....fantasy football league.......seinfeld........south park.......family guy........vic and bob.........father tedbusmans holiday..bullseye..catchphrase..crosswits..crystal maze..deal or no deal..eggheads..family guy..fawlty towers..finders keepers..knightmare..krypton factor..league of gentlemen..mtv..only fools and horses..office..simpsons..south park..phoenix nights..vh1

Books:

yes please

Heroes:

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My Blog

Latitude

Well, Latitude was fookin toppa. Spot on. Every band we seen was a good un. Highlights included Simple Kid, Arcade Fire, Gruff Rhys, Jarvis Cocker, Cake, Midlake, The Rapture, Turin Brakes and Th...
Posted by marcus on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST

that decision was mine

the young knives are fucking mint
Posted by marcus on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:37:00 PST

pop up video

remember 'pop up video'?. it used to be on vh1 back in the day. it was fucking mint. a pop video with facts popping up at random intervals. lots of juicy tit bits, usually concerning the video/artists...
Posted by marcus on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

spring clean

Morning What is a spring clean? My guess is a clean up around spring time, but why then? Did so much muck and grime build up over winter in the olden days that they just couldnt be arsed to clean up a...
Posted by marcus on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

fuck

kings of leon tickets have been and gone, and i didnt even know they were playing! how the fuck did that slip by?? gona have to go through the gits on ebay to get them now. fuck fuck fuck
Posted by marcus on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

The year, in words

2000 and 6 began swimmingly; Sydney, Australia, seeing it in with old friends and new. Supping vino tinto under the harbour bridge, watching the fireworks, nicely toasted. The year will end in the Woo...
Posted by marcus on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Killers tickets

They went quick didnt they mind? Sheesh............... ...............but thanks to the forward thinking of Mr Tullock, i've managed to secure one. Top of the billage
Posted by marcus on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:54:00 PST

Summer Sundae

Summer Sundae like was toppa. A quaint little festival with good bands, good vibes, good brews, good buddies and proper indoor toilets. Bargain. Here are some things i learned from the festival 1. Be...
Posted by marcus on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

Women (and other things)

Now its a lovely day outside and im stuck at work. Im sure im not the only one mind, but its a pretty sad state of affairs when youre in the office on a day like this. Fair enough, im not really doing...
Posted by marcus on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST

Opinions while drinking warm carling

Now this Carling is lukewarm. Tepid almost. Imagine water which had been previously boiled and left to cool for a while. Thats what its like. Certainly not chilled or extra cold, as the labe...
Posted by marcus on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:07:00 PST