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About Me

Now, a little about me... I am the quiet, sensitive type but, if you're prepared to take a chance, you might just get to know the inner me; witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't you girls just love that?
Well, you see, I wasn't born... I sprang, fully grown, from a box of instant mix. So that kinda says alot then doesn't it. Haha
I enjoy movies, music, water skiing, scuba diving (I am a PADI rescue diver and a CMAS **), good food, expensive tastes, and that shit we used to get back in the day... What was it?
Oh yeah! PUSSY! (Sorry, I have movie tourette's)
So, yeah. I am currently going back to college, to do something I should have done years ago. (If you REALLY want to know, you'll have to ask).
I have personally met members of the Bush family, and no, I am NOT bragging.
My real name is in a David Bowie CD.
Anything else you want to know, ask me!
Sick - Its certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
Renton - What's that?
Sick - Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed...
Renton - Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick - Yeah!
Renton - That's your theory?
Sick - Yeah. Beautifully fucking illustrated.....

My Interests

Bowfighting skills..., "There's a special place in Hell for Neuromancer: the basement penthouse, Neuromancer scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test, He has no sexual restraint whatsoever, Taking pleasure however he can get it, and my guess is he gets it a lot, If for some reason he isn't right now - he will soon, People in his category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin, Congratulations!, I personally think that this category is the best, Paradoxically enough - sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity, AVOID: Neuromancer should avoid all but level 3 hellions like himself, He wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would he?"

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

David Bowie, Lords of Acid, Nine Inch Nails, Dresden Dolls, Techno, Paul Oakenfold, Tango (I know it sounds strange, but try dancing to a good Tango sometime!), Salsa, Classic Rock, Anything by Adara Blake (Mwah!)

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Fight Club, Quentin Tarantino, Four Rooms, Desperado, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill (Volume 1 & 2), Sin City, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Who's Killing the Great Chefs of Europe, The Matrix (Original Movie ONLY), Constantine, Donnie Darko, V for Vendetta, - I'll add more later

Television:

I don't watch much TV, but when I do, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, MacGyver (I like Richard Dean Anderson - What?), Discovery Networks, Star Trek (Older shit), I know, I'm a geek...

Books:

My books got deleted by a My Space flash takeover POS thing! Ahhhh..., Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive, Chrinicles of Narnia, Screwtape Letters, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, I'll add more later...

Heroes:

Are you serious? Heroes? Ahhhh..., Benjamin Franklin, Bruce Lee, Peter Parker, Tracy Lords, Ron Jeremy (Seriously! For as ugly as he is - he gets alot of girls. Is it the cock?) , Bill Clinton (For getting away with it!)

My Blog

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

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Posted by Neuromancer on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:33:00 PST

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

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Posted by Neuromancer on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:26:00 PST

Shortcut to London

Follow these steps [in order of course]1.go to www.google.com2.click on maps3.click on get directions4.go from "new york" to "London"5.scroll down in the directions to number 23...
Posted by Neuromancer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

Tired?

Tired? For quite a few years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,earwax buildup, poor blood circulation, boredom, or anything else I could think o...
Posted by Neuromancer on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

Beaver

An 87-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. Thedoctor asked him how he was feeling and the 87-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-ol...
Posted by Neuromancer on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

Airline cabin announcements

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On...
Posted by Neuromancer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

Horoscopes - (Fuck Psychics)

(RATED XXX) Naughty HoroscopesAries (March 21- June 5)Lives for head massages, any part of their head: lips, eyelids, eyes, tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during busine...
Posted by Neuromancer on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

GREAT BAND!

Check these guys out! The Wicked Tinkers... TRIBAL CELTIC BAGPIPES, DRUMS, DIDGERIDOOS & BRONZE AGE IRISH HORN It KICKS Ass! ...
Posted by Neuromancer on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:42:00 PST

Worst pickup lines EVER!

Worst Pickup Lines EVER! 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all night long.2. (As you lick your finger and wipe on her shirt?) Now, let's get you out of these wet clothes.3. Nice ...
Posted by Neuromancer on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST

Sanity & Women - Can they co-exist?

I think not... Seriously though, why are women insane? (For all you man hating dykes who are about to come down on me with the wrath of hell, calm down - ALL MEN ARE ASS HOLES! Ok? Satisfied?) Serious...
Posted by Neuromancer on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:02:00 PST