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I HATE SPAMMERS AND PHISHER PROFILES; A MESSAGE BEFORE FREIND REQUESTS WOULD BE SOMETHING MUCH APPRECIATED. I'D LIKE TO KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN AND NOT SOME STUPID "MEET HOT SINGLES" ADVERTISEMENT. ALSO I LIKE TO BE PERSONABLE AND ACCQUAINTED WITH SOMEONE NEW I MEET. IF WE'VE MET, LEMME KNOW, I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER TOO WELL

Here's the Skinny: My name's Tick. Chris is my real one. I'm in persuit of the culinary field (Tick wants to be a Chef). I have a dog named Willow, My Fiance's Name is Brekken. I Like playing at shows but I don't like going to them (I do Guitar and vocal Noise). Human beings are moronic, ungrateful, sadistic animals. I don't like Black comedians except for Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, and very few others (Go ahead, ask me why Mr. "Dude that is racist, boo hoo"). By the way, I love Stand up (If I could do it to earn my bread I would). My Cat Bisquit weighs 26 pounds. I have hair on my browneye (I know it's gross now quit smirking dingleberry =D!).

I believe in the Kingdom of those who walk (yes that also means I believe in God. As this is a subject that often leaves bad impressions and riled feelings, I've taken the liberty of ommiting that data from this section and putting my personal views of the matter in a Blog Titled "The Boss" for those who care to know. Read the blog if you wanna know what I think about God).

I have thin freaking hair. I never wear underpants and sleep nude. The heat bugs me and the sun needs to take a vacation or something. NOBODY touches my Chef Knife. Obviously I'm an open book. I hurt myself playing the guitar at shows (Ask me how). I've worn my sister's pants before. I brush my teeth in the shower. I don't respond well to comments about my sexiness. I have never taken a seemingly homo-erotic gay photograph of myself in the bathroom mirror with my camera phone. Video-games are a guilty pleasure I indulge in. My IPod has 3194 songs currently, mostly of stuff you probobly won't like unless you're similar to me in music taste. I wrote this section in the nude. Nuts in my brownies will earn you a stomp in the face with my boot. Vanilla ice cream blows (unless of course in a banana split). I've never had a one night stand before (please don't offer me one). Users are losers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a work of Genius (challenge me on how it's not goober go ahead!), and reading is good.


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My Interests

I'm interested in how people think, most of the time it's basic human crapsack logic that flows through your brains. Well, this is how I truly feel, The person, Generally, and I mean VERY Generally, is an intelligent, collected being, capable of efficient problem-solving, and spectacular deductive reasoning that sets us apart from all other animals, aside from the opposable thumbs bonus we love so much! They can think quickly, remember quite a surplus of generally useful information through the span of his or her lifetime, have the ability to create and construct from different materials the earth provides to make the common human, more comfortable. Here is man's downfall, although we are more than capable of organization, PEOPLE as opposed to the PERSON, is loud, rowdy, slightly irritating, destructive, slobbering dimwit of a ferocious beast capable of sapping the life out of ANYTHING whether through brute force or slow parasitic leaching. People, are finicky, Panicky, and incapable of having a sound mind when grouped together. Let me give a few examples: (frat parties, drug cartels, FEMA, The fast-food franchises, drunken and/or stoned drivers, whores, and miles and miles of sidewalks flooded with homeless bums.) SO basically, YOU are my topic of interest YAY.

Next Paragraph: Other interests include Lots and lots of music, Cooking, ahh, Freakin' cooking (mostly for myself=D), and eating what I cook! Grammer, Writing, Teaching, Faith is interesting but it's an interest of the spirit not of my flesh, and you wanna know about fleshy things anyway. But seriously, Pops is always on my mind and always in my heart!!! My other interests include walks on the beach, watching the sun set, yadda, yadda, yadda...

I'd like to meet:

I've met all I need to. The Boss sends me who I need to meet and that's that. I thought it would be cool to meet Garrison Keillor of "A Prairie Home Companion" radio variety show. He cracks me up...

Music:

Punk rock is crap nowadays and all the offshoots of the genre (Screamo, Emo, x(Your name here)XCorex) are even worse. (I liked it better when it was still new, like in the 70's) The same goes for Ska, no one appreciates the great pioneers, (I bet you didn't know Desmond Dekker was Dead, nor did you hear any of his final recordings. I bet you don't know who Lee "Scratch" Perry is, or Laurel Aitken for that matter, I bet you thought Reggae came first didn't you? If this isn't true for you then kudos fellah, thumbs up.)

Next Paragraph: I just like my music and I hate that the fabric of time has destroyed it in my eyes. To each his own yes? I know much of the music I'm talkin about that I totally dislike is genuinely a work of pure genius and art in some cases, I just don't like it, I have no ear for it, and it annoys me. Apologies for offense but I have no hand in the matter, I'm just playing the cards I'm dealt.

Next Paragraph: The kind of music I enjoy the most is old 70's and 80's punk rock, 50's and 60's first wave Ska (The Pyramids, Duke Reid, and Justin Hinds & the Dominoes) and Plenty of second wave 70's and 80's (Yay For Bad Manners and The Beat), You already know, I'm not a fan of Third wave, except for perhapse a few such as Operation Ivy, Rancid's brand of Ska and the Aquabats. Oi! and old school Street punk is pretty great as well. I Love Irish music, and bar jigs,(The Dubliners and The Chieftains Being some of My favorite) Some Hair Metal (My Favorite being Twisted Sister). I enjoy Crooners old and new for their raw talent and great sound like Dean Martin and Micheal Bu'ble'. I enjoy Skinhead Reggea alot ("kudos" for Laurel Aitken and Symarip!) and some old classic hip hop (the kind you NEVER frickin' hear anymore). I don't like much Techno, I hate Depeche Mode or however you spell it. Indie can kiss my browneye! I really do not like those alternative rock Praise and Worship Christian bands Like Thousand foot krutch, Switchfoot and all of them, I know what they're purpose is but I just cannot stand the music. I like my share of Country music (Big n' Rich), Gothic doom kinda music is, um, interesting, but some of it is pretty choice. Bluegrass I have to admit ROCKS (The Musicians are so Talented) Funk is kinda alright, I don't like disco. Swing Rocks, Dixieland Rocks, The Blues Rock, Big Band Rocks, 50's Rock uh, Rocks and I'm done.

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Movies:

I love movies: Kevin Smith films (Dogma was the best), Mel Brooks films (Gotta go with Blazing Saddles), Serenity, The Alien Series (Aliens was my favorite one. Who doesn't think space Marines Frickin' Rock?!) speakin' of space Marines: Starship troopers, Basically alot of Sci-fi and Comedy, that's my favorite pile a of media junk. Yeah and Star Wars duh!

Television:

I never really liked TV but some shows were too great to miss: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (as I said: Genius), Firefly (Genius-er, I love you Joss Whedon) Scrubs, (Hilarious) Battlestar Galactica, and Stargate SG-1. Codemonkeys is my new favorite show right now.

Books:

The Bible and all related works, Heheh. My favorite book is Ender's Game. The Lord of The Rings, The Sword the Ring and The Chalice, Jesus with dirty feet, Alot of other works too, but most of you might not read anymore anyway so who cares? Right?

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Boss

Disclaimer: This is a collection of various faith rants and religious bullcrap you might not want to read if you're sensitive to having your feelings hurt! Jesus is my homeboy and your only hope in yo...
Posted by Tick on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST