About Me
Once upon a time, in the Long Long Ago (December 11th 2004), there were three kids that became men and Heroes overnight, it seemed! Led by the fearless Tick, his brother and favorite sidekick, Nubs and theothersidekickwhobangsonthingsforfunbutisn'texactlyaheroye
t, Sheepboy. Together, they constructed an unstoppable force that no invading Alien or case of Amoebic Dysentery could overcome. And speakin' o' aliens, an invading force was on it's way to Earth to enslave all Human existence. Not all of humanity was prepared, so our two heroes, and Sheepboy, set out to defend mankind, to rally an army, and fight the evil martian menace. Their creed was realized and this is their story:Well the Godsend miracle known as the IntelliJents came to be when three young Alien Hunters decided, "hey lets make a Ska band to fight away the badness!" This new league of extraordinary hairless apes went through many trials and tribulations, going through two
super-duper Mic men (A duck and a bald guy) and one other band name (Fish..er.. uh something), all-in-all this truly amazing justice league of buddies could only be amazing with the three bestest superfreinds of naughtiness fighters (Tick, Nubs and Sheepboy) and a cool name to strike fear into the hearts of the more absent-minded (The IntelliJents).With a Guitar, a drum, a bass, a common knowledge of what e=mc uh.. squared means, and a profusely hilarious photo of Mr. Albert Einstein, the three Rudies set off to make what was thought of, at the time, to be the most never before done thing on the face of this planet: music. but not jus' music, music that was called SKA, that had a Punk Rock edge to it and a certain charm that spoke of TRUTH, love, mercy, Chemistry sets and Ducks of the fourth kind!Not much is not known about this so-called "Juvinile Evil Smiters of Ultimate Ska Squad"
But, these heroes can be seen often in certain Venues around the 915 area, smiting silliness in houses, barns, bars, Wax museums, Churches, and Bushs bathroom! See them, before they see you, or vice-versa!
Toodles
And prepare for the Alien Attack, Alien Attack, Alien ATTACK-TAK-TAK-TAK-TAK!
(Thatalreaddyhappendbutprepareforanywayjustincasethealiensco
mebackfromthedeadasalienzombies!)and then Victor, Sam, and Anna came along when it was all over so they didn't do anything but they're in anyway. but they're all still as cute as a button!
