We're all punx 'cause we do punk things
We sit in the park drinkin' 40s on the swings
We dropped outta school 'cause our brains are microscopic
We go to the mall to buy clothes at Hot TopicOk So here's what Happened. A fat little ska kidhad a vision his name was Sir Caesar skanks-a-lot started a old ska band We started with Jorge the cheeseburger destoryer, Alex (has a car now and is too cool)(j/k) Matney on Sax, And the cool older guy who is bad ass at bass, and Diego wanted to play drums for a while. So okay it never got anywhere because Caesar was lazy Jorge loved guys and Alex couldn't play for shit anymore so it Stopped. A while later Aaron and Jorge decided Oi fuck this lets start a band So there like mehh. So then they get some gay chick singer with herpes and she didn't work out. Then They found Joe Ray because he smelled good. And Fianlly Jorge had a Ephinay and Realized the only man that could shred the vocals was Sir Caesar skanks-a-lot. So after tormenting the cops a couple of times and mooning and pissing out of a moving car The TurboProps stand up for Being nerdy and writing songs about hot girls. One day we will get all the nerdy kids a new hope and Show them that being nerdy is not cool It's Turbo.
