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Ace

My nipples get hard when I pee...so what?

About Me

I like to pee while tubing, crawl in the mud while hiding from security guards, and rock out on the courts with my main tennis squeeze Jenny...that about sums it up as of late.

My Interests

Nancy, Nick the cat and the human, UE, My Bike always and forever, especially riding at night, in new cities, and on snack quests; books always and 4-evah!; semantics, stretching, shenanigans, sophistry (aliteration); mock tacos; kickball; roadtrips; getting a motorcycle when I finally have the exta money; AKERU; existential angst; mispronouncing words; going anywhere...especially Thailand; making up words; dance parties; Shaolin Island; spontaneous combustion, the ridiculous, etc, etc, etc. Stasis (sta·sis): A state of stability, in which all forces are equal and opposing, therefore they cancel out each other.Pronunciation: 'stA-s&s, 'sta- Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural sta·ses /'stA-"sEz, 'sta-/ Etymology: New Latin, from Greek, act or condition of standing, stopping, from histasthai to stand

I'd like to meet:

THESE GUYS! Homies Por Vida! THIS GUY!

Music:

Do they still even make music?

Movies:

I don't watch movies, they watch me.

Books:

I don't read books, they read me.

Heroes:

My Bike.

My Blog

Dichotomy Song

I thought of you:Heart racing slow on my sleeve. Grab a butterflyinmystomach, a smileonlipsthatcurltoes, a smoke; on the way. Do we have a way? Are we on?(I thought I saw you...
Posted by Ace on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

Do you Dream Like ME

Passed the past on for now. Breathing; Jumping; Skipthe formalities; Breakthe insideoutside; Heart-Fortress of sandbuttressed by water.Invisible laughtercalling your nameOutsideAnd breathe deep this t...
Posted by Ace on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

T.S. Elliot? Nah. Errol? Hurray!

Errol composed this lovely poem just for me. I love him. I miss Georgia and my Georgia friends. (not the humidity though) i miss you you turd.the smell of your hairand the hair on your smell.i miss yo...
Posted by Ace on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:10:00 PST

First in line

Assembly line; I was there first. You slid in to the empty space so effortlessly. Recycled emotions. Does he say the same things to you? That he loves you more than anything else in the world, that he...
Posted by Ace on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST