you can place me anywhere. as long as i have a camera, i couldnt be happier.
this rule also applies if you delete "camera" and insert "vodka."
most of my friends are alcoholics. im actually beginning to wonder if i might be one too. hahahah.
i text. a lot. and fast. so fast that when i finish, i have to wait for my phone to catch up before i can send.
if you cant find me, im either roaming about an abandoned building, or in my darkroom. dont knock either till youve tried them. its like zen for the antisocial.
best thought i have encountered which helps me combat my neverending streak of perfectionism, which will often cause me to write myself off as a failure before even trying bc whatever i create will never ever be 'the best'.... "you can't mastermind everything. you'll go crazy. just show up and play." eric clapton.
i gravitate towards sad things. i have no idea why. i just do.
and im lonely all the time. even when surrounded by people. especially when surrounded by people.
i throw parties. amazing parties. LEGENDARY parties. oh, youve never been invited you say? either i dont know you, or youre not cool enough :)
my ex writes songs about me. then denies it says "YOU SUCK TULLO!!" for 3 months, even though my name is in the song. no instead she insists it says "youve sunk too low." then finally admits it. then denies it again 30 seconds later. and yet my name is still in the song.
do YOU have a theme song? i think not, ahahahhahaah. fucking awesome.
i must not make a good lesbian. because as far as i can see, being a lesbian requires that you, a. dance with a girl at a club, make out with her, then b. turn to her friend and mack it to her.
this makes me very, very angry with this happens. come on now!! any straight guy would get a slap across the face for behaving like that! geez. doesnt anybody believe in picking ONE person and liking that ONE person and dating that ONE person anymore?!? sheesh.
