Shopping, hanging out with my girlfriends, Shopping, Singing, spending other people’s money to go Shopping, Image Consultations, Hosting, finding new hair colors to express myself with and Tap-Syncing… while shopping.
Cher (before she goes into make-up), Madonna (while she’s still in a good mood), Barbra Streisand (before she did The Prince of Tides), Issac Mizrahi (to slap those bandanas off his head) and Joan Rivers (‘cause that bitch is FUNNY!)
From Madonna to Sade to 80’s to Musicals. (Wow, and I thought I couldn’t sound ANY gayer!)
It’s all about: Moulin Rouge, Titanic, Steel Magnolias, Private Benjamin, Beetlejuice, Spaceballs, Troop Beverly Hills and Just One of the Guys!.. okay and Girls Just Want To Have Fun!
Jem and the Holograms, Golden Girls, Designing Women, Gilmore Girls, (I’m a woman aren’t I?) and The Simpsons. (There...that’s better…) Project Runway, Ugly Betty (What do we want? Integrated Chocolates! When do we want them? Now!), Grey's Anatomy, Press Your Luck, Law & Order: SVU, Laverne & Shirley, Martin... it really just gets worse from there.
The fall issues of In Style Magazine, Allure, Elle and Lucky are considered books, aren't they?
Tina Turner, Bea Arthur and the guy at my local Starbucks that makes my drink perfect EVERY time.