Bijoux

I'd like to meet:

Colin Farrell. Matthew McConaughey. Gorgeous, self-assured, trustworthy manly men who can treat me in a manner in which I'd like to be come accustomed. Hot chicks that know their way around a makeup counter and dance pole. The super-flaky or downright dumb as the day is long need not apply. Drags, Fags and Hags welcome. Egocentric models, creatures of the night, witty conversationalists, spontaneous world travelers and Anna Wintour.

Which member of the Deadly Viper Assasination Squad are you?
Elle Driver
(California Mountain Snake)
You get whatever you want by whatever means possible.

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Music:

Bjork, Annie Lennox, Madonna (of course), Goldfrapp, Franz Ferdinand, Snoop Dog, Gwen Stefani, George Michael, Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Jet, Johnny Cash, George Sarah, Fuck Bunny, London Suede, Mary J. Blige, Maria Callas, Prince, REM, Nina Simone, Pet Shop Boys, Robbie Willams, Tears for Fears, Sigur Ros, Siouxsie, Stereolab, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Revolting Cocks, Kelly Mantle, Felix da Housecat, 50 Cent, Eminem, Air, Bananarama, Paul Oakenfold, Kruder and Dorfmeister, Duran Duran...

Movies:

Gay Flight Attendant Commercial from UK

You have to love the Britts for taking chances. Heaven forbid we had a commercial like this in the USA. THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA is the most genius film of all time! Napoleon Dynamite, Moulin Rouge!, Dumb and Dumber, Unzipped, Valley of the Dolls, Heathers, Postcards from the Edge, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Color Purple, Finding Nemo, Rent, The Notebook, All About Eve, The Sound of Music, The Wizard of Oz, Boogie Nights, Mommie Dearest, Chicago, Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice (basically anything directed by Tim Burton with the exception of Planet of the Apes-ick), Towering Inferno, Legally Blonde, Muriel's Wedding, Star Wars, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Grease, Jagged Edge, Gods and Monsters, Velvet Goldmine, Empire of the Sun, The Incredibles (anything by Pixar), A Home at the End of the World (anything with Colin Farrell), Titanic, Fargo, The Matrix, Gia, Waiting for Guffman, Batman Forever, Trainspotting, Evita, Rear Window, Amelie, Chocolat, Finding Neverland, Usual Suspects, The Shawshank Redemption, Ed Wood, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Elizabeth, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Thelma & Louise, Kiss of the Spiderwoman, Run Lola Run, and on and on...

Television:

I'm competely addicted to PR

HANDS DOWN BEST WRITING/ACTING

SASSY HAIR AND MAGICAL POWERS?!

MY ROLE MODEL

CHRISOPHER MELONI: SO FUCKING HOT!

BIJOUX DELUXE: THE LATER YEARS
PROJECT RUNWAY, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, America's Next Top Model, The Office, Family Guy, Big Love, Will & Grace (but its all about Karen and Jack), Bewitched, Six Feet Under (how I miss it!), Desperate Housewives, Absolutely Fabulous, Law & Order SVU, The Sopranos (although I was distraught when Drea DeMateo's character got whacked) Barefoot Countessa (just anything on the Food Network, except for that annoying homo that has only one adjective in his arsenal- "lucsious!", whatever queen), Style channel, MTV2, Speed Racer.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris (Naked and Me Talk Pretty One DAy are GENIUS!), Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs,The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera (I've read it four times), The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Low Life in High Heels, Valley of the Dolls, Secret History by Donna Tartt, Face Forward by Kevyn Aucoin. Mostly I read magazines (Harpers, Elle Decor, Vogue, V). Oh, and I do the LA times crossword puzzle.

Heroes:

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Chanel!
You are a classy, classic lady, with a funky edgy, yet basic, style.
MY PERSONAL HEROES: Karen Walker, John Galliano, Cristobal Balenciaga, Karl Lagerfeld, Madonna, Linda Evangelista, Martha Stewart, Jean Paul Sartre, Baz Lurhman, David Sedaris, The Barefoot Countessa, Red Hot Rhonda and my Mom.