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The Don

I'm back FUCKERS!!!

About Me

What can I say I am a no-nonsence, evil faggotty pear that lives under the stairs. I like my bitches and brew, and I'm always up for going out and finding some pussy or ass.

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My Interests

Having fun, starting fights with sorry fuckers, drinking on occassion (everyday is an occasion). I like going to school where I am learning how to be another cliched queer nurse. I am interested in lot and lots of crap. My biggest interest is the air guitar fuckers. Anybody want some air guitar?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Like it says on my page. The Don! You know godfather
Birthday: 1/14/1979
Birthplace: a pear orchard. Maybe St. Pete Florida
Current Location: hell. My sweet apartment in columbus
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: kinda a flesh sort of color. Used to be blonde. Uh Aryian?
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german, hungarian, french, italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my snakeskins
Your Weakness: verigo
Your Fears: being old and alone
Your Perfect Pizza: pep and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not have a piano drop on my head when I walk outside.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what's that?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sweet the boogeyman didn't get me last night
Your Best Physical Feature: maybe my lips, no my arms, no my calves, wait...all of me
Your Bedtime: varies with the restless leg syndrome
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know. Not too many good memories. Maybe being little when George wasn't home.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king sammiches, but definately macdonalds' fries
Single or Group Dates: I don't get it
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whatever they bring me at the restaraunt
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: like a chimney. You should see my sputum
Do you Swear: no not at all. Just see profile
Do you Sing: you know it
Do you Shower Daily: yea except sometimes I get a late start on the day.
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: hey I'm there now. It's like this survey is reading my mind.
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: not as much as I should
Do you get Motion Sickness: I do, but in the form of vertigo. I get dissy easily.
Do you think you are Attractive: pretty much the prettiest I know of
Are you a Health Freak: come again?
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: the castanettes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe. love is a drug right?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I have eaten a bag of chips ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: you can't seperate me from my pole.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea in alum creek where the dead bodies and syringes float.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ooh I don't know if I should say. What a controversial question.
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep/ or with everyone around me. I'll be the one on morphine.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nurse with a PhD in anatomy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not so picky, as long as they have eyes. Hell an eyepatch will be enough to get them laid
Favourite Hair Color: dude I don't care
Short or Long Hair: short unless I want to have a sleepover and braid
Height: I don't know. Midgets, yeah not so sure, but sasquatch kinda creepy
Weight: I've never found famine attractive, and Gilbert Grapes mom made me wanna puke. oh and loose saggy skin makes me wanna do a Seven moment.
Best Clothing Style: you'll know it when you've hit on that.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Christ I'm not a mathematician
Number of CDs I own: I don't know. My back is starting to fucking hurt
Number of Piercings: Now I only have 7. Used to be more.
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: What's 27 times lets say 100?

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I'd like to meet:

some fuckers, a few more fuckers and...... YEAH, more of you FUCKERS. Some cool people that like to go outside and play. I'd also like to take these ladies on a date!

Music:

I don't know if I have the strenght to list a bunch of bands to try to make myself sound cool. I like everything from jazz to opera to old country to classic rock. I'll make a list when I can get someone to give me some cocaine, cause I'm bored with this already fuckers. Sweet, someone just passed me the tooter. Ladies first; Nina Simone, Cassandra Wilson, Eva Cassidy, Miss Holiday, pretty much any old jazz singer. I like Dolly Parton cause everything dolly is holy. Cadillaca, sleater( most girls that scream...I used to be a riot girl. That's right I would fuck it up with my pig tails, ripped dress, and AIR GUITAR fuckers!! SO get pver it) Ladytron, Jeff Buckley, Imilliani Torrinini, Ali Kahn, Rufus Wainwright, Dee-Lite makes me nostalgic. Emo-ie is good. Poppy punk is good. Electrocute is good. SUPERMAN! Peaches,Cause you guessed it fuckers...I don't Give a Fuck. I like to put my hand up on my hip and dip to house music, and gay remixes make me have a good time. I like the eighties the 70's, disco ain't dead in my house bitch.Classic rock makes my cock hard. 60's music makes it leak. I like it all. I'll even air guitar someone to death using Funny Face by Loretta Lynn. I 'll do it. Okay the list goes on. Dressy Bessy, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, I'm starting to get tired. That one band that sang that one song. Cake Like, The Trashwomen, of course the white stripes and all of those bands. Elastica is good every once in awhile. Veruca Salt, chet baker, frank sinatra, any whiskey soaked singer that could still knock someone's teeth down their throat gets an "A" in my book. I'll continue the list later. Okay it's later. Much later. Like 10 months later. I want to add some things. I am in love with the band Huskey Rescue. Everyone must buy this album.

Movies:

witty satires about the aflictions of humanity. Yeah whatever. I like porn. Movies where guys do air guitar. The Color Purple. Faggy arty-farty movies. foriegn flicks. movies where girls show their hoots. I hated The House of Yes because I didn't feel right for days after seeing it. I like scary movies, but alas I get to scared and have to cover my eyes, and sometimes I scream too. I hate when that happens cause the whole theater laughs at me.

Television:

I like t.v. shows where the women's tits hang out and the guys nuts can be seen under a loin cloth. and for some reason I like to jack-off to re-runs of touched by an angel. I like to touch my little angel...that would be my ding-ding.

Books:

I love to read. I really only get the time to read when I'm dropping the Browns off at the superbowl, so lucky for me they got a real regular season. I like southern gothic like Capote, and Russian gothic like Tolstoy. I like witt by Voltaire and Wilde, and philosophy (Socrates, Plato,etc.)I love Evelyn Waugh, and I love Anne RIce. I like fiction, non-fiction. I don't like sci-fi. It is too nerdy for me. I don't want to know what a dragon rapist gets for punishment, and I don't care to know a conversion rate for a plat of Kronar. D&D can suck the turd out of my cat's asshole. Right now I am reading nothing. I am too busy, but I have been trying to re-read some Anais Nin.

Heroes:

fat pigs who think they are body builders, and even fatter pigs that try to stuff themselves into a size 4 when they are obviously a size 44. kudos to you giants that have the self esteem and pride to parade your dimpled asses, and strecth marked guts in front of everyone.

My Blog

Outofmymind-ramblings.blogspot.com

For the inner workings of my mind, and all the funny shit that happens to me, you can now find it at outofmymind-ramblings.blogspot.com. Check it out fuckers. You won't be sorry!
Posted by The Don on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:54:00 PST

Bad Poetry

Blue Coveralls   I saw him today. The man with dark hair and cat hazel eyes. That 'brighten your day' smile and strong thighs.   How long has it been? Days, weeks, months? Time lengthening t...
Posted by The Don on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:28:00 PST

Life Lessens Thus Far in the New Year

This year I have decided is going to be an educational one. I am going to be more reflective on myself than others. Meaning I am going to spend less time worrying about what others around me are doing...
Posted by The Don on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Sick & Tired

My Sick & Tired List 1. Exes that are assholes. Pretty until they open their mouths. 2. Guys that want me to fuck them, and when I do they don't want to have anymore dates. 3. Not having enough tr...
Posted by The Don on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:18:00 PST

Beware of Falling Safes

It's going to be one of those days. I can already tell. Last night I set my coffee maker to start brewing my delicious breakfast at 5:30 in the morning. Yes, that may seem somewhat early for some of y...
Posted by The Don on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:38:00 PST

Are you kidding me?

I am sitting at home on a saturday night at 12:16am. Really what is wrong with this picture? I am sitting on myspace in a pair of sweats trying to sound witty, but when it comes down to it I may as we...
Posted by The Don on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

FTW

I think I'm going to start typing in this horse shit of a thing from time to time. But since I am sick I don't feel like doing that right now. No one has offered to take care of me yet and I put a pos...
Posted by The Don on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

a ho no that don't make me

I would hope that if I looked like a slut on here someone would please tell me. Are two shirtless pictures that over the top? Is it offensive to anyone? Do I have nice tits? I already know the answer ...
Posted by The Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I see not much has changed

So I was just browsing here on my second day of being back on this wonderful ship we all know as Myspace, after a six month absence. What can I say... Nothing has changed. From the tireless efforts of...
Posted by The Don on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST