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Thee crafty hermit

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About Me

i'm a smartass. i will tell you wtf is up, if you want me to. i'm loyal. i have an incredibly talented and loving boyfriend (i don't know how i got so lucky) ::sigh:: i love making things. i try to avoid people that just bitch whenever they open their mouth. . .i do that enough myself. i have a license to do hair, though i wish sometimes it were to kill :P..

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i'm not a bitch. i'm just shy.

My Interests

diners and greasy spoons, captain morgan, metal-fleck paint, gadgety things, trinkety things, vintage books and playing cards, crafty stuff, drive-ins, thrift shopping, smell good stuff, PUMAS!, vintage handbags, buttons (i know! it's ridiculous!), captain morgan, magazines and crafty books, SCRABBLE!, BOGGLE!, captain morgan, shopping some more, water slides, vacations, theOHIOSTATEFAIR!. . .YEEhawHUMDIDDLEEdeeDINGdagDONG!. . .flea markets, =D

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I'd like to meet:

*someone that can show me the ways of krump dancing! *cool people that don't let synthetic bullshit run their lives. *crafty people. *people without dram-a-rama or who only come around when they need a "favor". *so bathiclly if you're not a superficial asshole, and you can make conversation based on something other than who that person fucked or what they're wearing, i think you'd be alright :) yeah, i know, sometimes it's appropriate and sometimes it's funny, but really, how's the weather? . . . "Up ya nose widda rubba hose!"

Music:

Goldfrapp, Husky Rescue, Yo la Tengo, Neko Case, Damien Rice, Avail, Camera Obscura, classic r&b-doowop-motown-blues, oldies and classic rock, Cansei de ser Sexy, Joseph Arthur, The Weepies, The Bangs, Tilly and the Wall, Leslie and the LY's, My Bloody Valentine, Drugstore, blah blah blah....bathically you don't care. . .do you?**For possibly the cutest video ever, watch this**

Movies:

singin' in the rain, pirates of the carribean, doom generation, nowhere, shrek!, the life of david gale, 28 days later, the grudge, the dangerous lives of altar boys, donnie darko, the virgin suicides, RIZE(!!!), high tension, american beauty, the notebook, calendar girls, resident evil, joe dirt, little miss sunshine. . . .meh i don't have time for movies :Y

Television:

ummm DAWG tha bounty huntah! ha that shit cracks me up. intervention. sometimes that cracks me up, too. especially when meth addicts are outside, naked, beating up their sibling. haHAH!

Books:

my fave author is neil gaiman. i like sci-fi fantasy books....not so much lord of the rings or matrix type stories but what neil gaiman can deliver. ummm... yeah. i like harry potter books, too. other faves would include books by Nick Hornby and i liked the book 'FoxFire'. hmmm i also don't have much time to read so something that can grab my attention and hold it is good. an interestingly(?) drawn graphic novel will sometimes do. im a nerd. ::pushes glasses back up:: . . .wait, i got lasik. NO MORE GLASSES?!