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Chrissy

i like sparkles...and porno.

About Me

ABOUT ME:

I like to eat, smoke, drink, watch, listen to, and play with stuff. This is my website www.killchrissy.com

My Interests

cheeseburgers, soda, weenie dogs, guitar hero, and mexican jumping beans.

I'd like to meet:

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:

Christmas weenie dogs.

ALSO

Music:

starlight mints and ELO!font

Movies:

Terror Firmer, I Heart Huckabees, Versus, Princess Bride, Happy Gilmore, Motorama, Resident Evil, 28 Days Later, and anything of the dead or living dead.

Television:

the three stooges

Books:

Jonny the Homicidal Maniac, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Slaughterhouse Five, The Stranger Beside Me, The McDonaldization of Society

Heroes:

dr. acula

My Blog

How to Quit Smoking in Five Easy Steps

1. Got to walgreens and buy some nicotine patches. 2. Slap one of them on your arm.3. (this is the important part) don't smoke anymore cigarettes. 4. Call all your friends and say, "I just quit s...
Posted by Chrissy on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

Easter sunday, old age makeup, elder abuse, and Pravda sucks.

So Corey called  me sunday morning and because he needs a beard and old age makeup for his Jesus 5000 costume. I didn’t want to do it, but he bribed me with Popeye’s chicken. All I ha...
Posted by Chrissy on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:52:00 PST

mardi gras photos and bald cap night

heres mardi gras pictures http://picasaweb.google.com/killchrissy also bald cap night saturday feb 16th. ok with everyone?
Posted by Chrissy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST

bald caps are here

here is a list of people who gave me money for bald caps. if you think you gave me money, but you don't see your name here, then you have to talk to ron because he ripped up my list of people. ron is ...
Posted by Chrissy on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:06:00 PST

maw maw

my grandma died yesterday. my dad said her heart just stopped beating. she was 92. i'm gonna miss her....
Posted by Chrissy on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

bald cap night

post here if you want to do bald cap night so i can see how many to order. it's $12 for the cap.
Posted by Chrissy on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:16:00 PST

ole dirty cuong

last night i made cuong old, did some makeup on alicia that got her mistaken for a hooker, and made jessica cry by gently touching her eyelids. oh boy did she cry. heres some pictures.http://picasaweb...
Posted by Chrissy on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:24:00 PST

donald is so old

http://picasaweb.google.com/cmarie/OldDonald
Posted by Chrissy on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:11:00 PST

caveman videos

the best ones were not in the other gallery. witness the comedy genius of paul. http://picasaweb.google.com/cmarie/CavemanprostheticVideos.. .
Posted by Chrissy on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:14:00 PST

cgi sucks + i burned my eye

I saw I am Legend. The movie would have been great if not for the horrible horrible cg. The vampires look more like ghosts. Plus, they all look the same!Terrible awful bad bad bad. blech. Wi...
Posted by Chrissy on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:11:00 PST