No sea too rough, no muff too tough. |
How do you describe the most beautiful place on Earth? What words adequately convey the feeling that you are at peace and at home in a place thousands of miles away from everything that is familiar to...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:00:00 PST |
Ninja! |
Everyone is probably sick of hearing me talk about how Joey and I are going to open a Ninja restaurant in Chicago. Well, when I was home for the holidays I had the opportunity to dine at Ninja New Yor...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Knob on a stick. |
Marvel at Karl Pilkington's perfectly round head...and perfectly absurd comments.
These make me so happy....
Posted by Jessica Lea on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:44:00 PST |
Gifts from God. |
Thanks to Divine Interventions, I am now totally prepared for any gift-giving occassion.The collection includes the "Diving Nun," "Buddha's Delight," and, my personal favorite, the "Baby Jesus Butt Pl...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:49:00 PST |
Lakeshore Airlines. |
The next logical step after Doug Stanhope urinates on stage and Ritter does interperative dance?
Airplane rides.Amazing....
Posted by Jessica Lea on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST |
12 inches of classical thunder. |
Over the past two weeks, a friend of mine has been in and out of Chicago, performing at the Lakeshore Theater. Last night after his show, I stuck around to witness the first ever Col. Ritter's Spectac...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST |
Puppetry for $600. |
What is, "my friend getting name-checked on Jeopardy," Alex.
Most of you have probably been subjected to my endless praise of my brilliant and talented friend, Erik Sanko. Here is a ...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST |
Heartbreak Hotel. |
Recently a coworker of mine died as a result of injuries from a terrible car accident. Even though she was in a different building, we spoke often and she was always so cheerful and amazing. The day I...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST |
Date crepe. |
So I just started reading a book that my friend Gabriel had recommended to me perhaps a year ago. Four pages in, a thirteen year old girl says that she "ate a plate of dicks." I stopped reading, compl...
Posted by Jessica Lea on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST |
Tubular Boobular. |
Pendular globular fun.
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Posted by Jessica Lea on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST |
