All about sucking eggs. |
Maybe you don't check the bulletin board, so here you go.
I probably won't do much here anymore because I have my own site that I'm running with now at Sucking-Eggs.com
There's a blog and comic strips...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:42:00 GMT |
Give me a double header funeral in Wrigley Field on some sunny weekend day, no lights. |
It was October 1st 2008, around 4pm and I was online at work looking at tickets to take my five year old son Calvin to see his first Chicago Blackhawks game. Or maybe even a Bulls game who knows...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:10:00 GMT |
Ill Cook a Bitch Under the Table |
I was lackadaisically warming up a can of Hunts tomato sauce on the stove thinking about how ridiculous it was that for the second day in a row I was heating up a can of premade gravy. I admit I'm pre...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:42:00 GMT |
Oh well. |
Though I am in a bad mood, I certainly wasn't expecting this one:
What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:07:00 GMT |
When a person experiences tremendous loss... |
...they will go through the many stages of grief - denial, anger, bargaining & finally poetry. I lost my favorite green hat on the train last night, this is my poem.
Green hat, my green...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
The biggest fact about Josephs tomb was that it wasnt a tomb at all. |
Calvin running his Ninja Turtle over with his remote control car on Easter Morning. Happy Easter, fool.
____________________________________________
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:11:00 GMT |
you can make a mess of the simplest song and no one will laugh |
One afternoon about twelve years ago I had just woken up and wandered into my mother's living room. I spent about an hour on the couch when I noticed my brother standing in the doorway with a bl...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:22:00 GMT |
Neither Power nor Cat |
Two mornings per week I have to be at work at 6:45am. In order to find a free parking space downtown, on Sunday I set my alarm for 4am. On Monday, I have to valet park my car so I get to s...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
A Peek Inside Jones Manor... |
...you'll find five year olds tending the Old Szudy Bar. With no pants on.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:28:00 GMT |
NEWSFLASH!!! NEWSFLASH!!! |
This just in, photographic evidence that I do in fact throw like a girl:
Well, this is certainly a new development for me. I used to think I could trow a ball like a young Glen Gorbous.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 15:08:00 GMT |
