It’s moments like this that make you wish snuff films were real. |
Because I wouldn't mind ONE IOTA if this woman took an arrow to the neck at any point during this video. It would not disturb me at all. I'd feel for once like I could rest easy knowing that instant k...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:51:00 GMT |
Class out da ass... |
So, I've spent my summer in this horrible Microbiology class at a local community college (my school was not offering the course for this semester) where it seems like the students know as much -- if ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
You just said something stupid with your mouth. |
I'm sick of people saying, "I just threw up in my mouth" or any variation (i.e. "That made me throw up in my mouth a little.") when they are joking about being nauseated by something.You ALWAYS throw ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:33:00 GMT |
Any tips on breaking into a house? |
So, one of the most awesome things in the history of awesome happened the other night.As some of you know, I have no air conditioner. Also, I'm not a big fan of window units, so I'm not sure I'm going...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
Why I left advertising, 1,287: |
This is, verbatim, copy for a commercial for brownie mix I just watched on television:Opening screen: It's not just a brownie.Voiceover: (Played over scenes of a mother and her young daughter making ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:11:00 GMT |
Dylan & the Movies |
So, in further reference to my little movie watching project, I have started a new blog:
http://dylanandthemovies.blogspot.com
I'm going to try and post on an almost daily basis. Whenever I don't, I w...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:00 GMT |
365 Movies in 365 Days v.1: Champion |
Directed by Joe EckardtI've been a fan of actor Danny Trejo for years. While he typically gets minor roles (especially early in his career) playing thugs, bikers, or a combination of the two, he typic...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
Productive laziness: 365 movies/365 days? |
So, I'm thinking of trying this semi-insane project where I watch a movie a day for the next year, and write about each one. Could be a paragraph or two, could be an entire essay, depending on my thou...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:01:00 GMT |
Hello, I’m Johnny Cash. |
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Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
This should not be as funny as it is. . . |
Slow motion baby laugh. . .
Hey MySpace, how about you cram a few more fucking Flash movie ads into the frames of your site?
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:31:00 GMT |
