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Patrice

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

ABOUT ME:I don't take care what you do as long as doesn't fuck ME up.My three cats run the world.I love mood altering substances.Bed is my preferred habitat.Ice cream is yummy.BK's Deluxe Double Beef and Bacon Burgers rock.Black is the best color. My heart is in bubble wrap.Why spend money when you can laugh for free?Kisses should be controlled by the heart, not the crotch.
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My Interests

INTERESTS:Music, Sex and Laughing my ass off.

I'd like to meet:

I'D LIKE TO MEET:This used to be a very obvious answer but since 'The President' as he will now be known has lost his fucking mind and turned into a retarded mid life crisis media whore he's been sent to the sin bin until he grows up and acts like a normal idiot rock star. Therefore, space has been made and my answer is:SATAN - because he's consistent.


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Music:

MUSIC:Beethhoven, Old Rock N Roll, Frampton, ABBA, Disco, Sabbath, Iggy Pop, Hardcore Punk, Sex Pistols, Nightwish, HIM, Motley Crue, Brides Of Distruction, Megadeth, Black Label Society, The Candy Harlots, Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Gilby Clarke, Dokken, Motorhead, Queen, Adam and the Ants, Duran Duran, The Misfits, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Alleycat Scratch, Backyard Babies, Rose Tattoo, Crome Division, Dimu Borgir, Cycle Sluts from Hell, Cheap Trick, The Cramps, Drowning Pool, Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighters, Faster Pussycat, Grand Funk Railroad, Judas Priest, Journey, Kiss, Lordi, Lenny Kravitz, Lynard Skynard, Creedence, L.A. Guns, Love/Hate, Moster Magnet, Zodiac Mindwarp, Mott the Hoople, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Murder Dolls, Wednesday 13, Neurotic Outsiders, New York Dolls, Poison, Plasmatics, Pantera, Rolling Stones, Rod Stewart, Skid Row, Static X, TRex, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, W.A.S.P.

Movies:

FILMS:Gore, Comedy and documentary. P.S. Death Proof is the best movie in the Universe.

Television:

TV:Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, Curb your enthusiasm, Spicks and Specks, Heroes, Earl, The Mighty Boosh, The I.T. Crowd, Arrested Development, Absolutely Fabulous, documentaries, Game shows, The Simpsons, South Park, Reality Programs - Not Idol or Big Brother - they are ass.

Books:

BOOKS:Anne Rice (until she got all kid creepy), Stevie King, Fantasy, Horror, Biographies, Religious.

Heroes:

HEROES: Doris Day, Mae West, Larry David, Jane Mansfield, Stripperella, Jesus, Butters, Ralph Wigham, Allister Crowley, Ozzy, Zakk Wylde, Nikki Sixx (The President) - he's lucky he's even on here anymore, Chucky, Stewie, Jason, Al Swearengen and my man - for putting up with me.