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arklon

hello you are peeking at arklon.Stop it! Im nakie!

About Me

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I am known as an odd and crazy guy with a wild sense of humor. I have a sad and pathetic love for movies that most people consider bad. My name comes from a beastmaster movie for example! I Love video games and Im into just about any type of game. I am a movie fanatic so I love every genre but horror, action and sci-fi are my faves.I have very a "DESIRED" sense of humor hehe so if you don't like screaming stiff like "UGH LAME!" or "WTF!?" you might not want to add me hehe.Oh I used to end this with a very funny quote from a friend of mine but I lost it. :( So I will have to wait till I get another keeper and put it here hehe so until then...CYA!Now to show my gratitude for being my friend I will do my trademark dance....The Retardo Pee Pee Dance! Enjoy!I am such a groovy dancer.....

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not a tard. OK let me rephrase that..anyone who isn't MY kind of tard which translates into anyone that doesn't make me want to climb to the top of Mount Everest with no safety or breathing equipment at all while my wrists are cut and then when I get up there, ramming a shotgun full of pepper spray up my arsh and pulling the trigger while listening to Sylvester stallone singing rap music that's been put into the elevator music format. Yeah I think that just abouit covers it...

Music:

.I like almost all forms of rock, classical, heavy metal, punk rock, even 80's hair bands heh ya name it. I LOVE weird Al hehe which shouldn't come as a surprise to any one. I also used to collect movie soundtracks.

Movies:

OK here are just a few of my faves from several genres.Horror: The Evil Dead series, The Phantasm series, Original Dawn of the Dead, Demon Knight, Waxworks. Return of the Living Dead, and most of all.....Zombie Lake and Zombie Oasis...haha! just kidding about those two. :pAction: Die Hard, Speed, Hard Target, Cliffhanger, The Lethal Weapon series,Sci-fi: Aliens, Starship troopers, Alien Nation, StarGate, Matrix, and Flesh Gordon hehe!Fantasy: Dragon Slayer, Red Sonya, The Conan series, Sword and the sorcerer, Lady Hawk, Dragon Heart, Beastmaster.

Television:

Some of my fave shows are...Smallville,SouthPark,SeaLab,Whose line is it anyway?,Simspons,Familyguy,Night Court,Married with Children

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Rutger Haur, The Creator of The Legend Of Zelda, and pornstars.

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My Blog

welp its that time of the year again.

A while back I decided to have a yearly vacation where I would come and visit my best friend Vampy over in Michigan for a week or two. Well this is the third year and this time I took two weeks and as...
Posted by arklon on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:38:00 PST

A look at Uwe Boll

Well by now just about every fan of the genre knows about Uwe Boll and they all hate him of course. At first glance he seems the ultimate super hack director that can do no good and just purrs fo...
Posted by arklon on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:41:00 PST

Doomsday review

Well now that im pretty much done revewing the old horror series I thought of reviewing some of the lesser ones that not as many people know such as Wishmaster and things like that but I decided to do...
Posted by arklon on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:56:00 PST

Childs Play

Yes I know it has been ages since I have made a new blog here (the last one being from Christmas of 2006 heh. So I have decided to start things off again with a blog finishing up my "thoughts on the t...
Posted by arklon on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:14:00 PST

The stupidity Before Christmas

Yeah I know I have one more movie series I wanted to do in my movie series review I am doing but I decided to do a little Christmas blog before finishing it up. Now most people who have known me for a...
Posted by arklon on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST

My Thoughts on the Hellraiser series

Hellraiser   Now here is one that truly went to hell (hehe yes the pun was intended, I have no shame). I LOVE the first Hellraiser, it was both visually stunning and highly original and plus it w...
Posted by arklon on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

Horror movies series: Phantasm

Phantasm:        Freddy has his creepy moments as just Myers and the rest of the 80's horror icons but out of all of them only one of them have seriously creeped me out. Witho...
Posted by arklon on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST

Movie series: Nightmare On Elm Street

A Nightmare On Elm Street:   I remember the very first times I saw my first glimpses of the first Nightmare Film. The trailer which showed the long armed freddy with both his arms touching the o...
Posted by arklon on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

Horror Series : Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Texas Chiansaw Massacre:   Well, out of all the big franchises, this one has always been my least favorite. I do not hate it or anything, actually A few of the movies I like a lot,...
Posted by arklon on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

My series review: Friday the 13th

Friday The 13th:   Ah now these movies were a big part of my childhood. I have seen some of these things so many times that its not even funny! Psycho and Black Christmas were the movies that hel...
Posted by arklon on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST