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William "$500 Bill" McKinley

We face at this moment a most important question

About Me

25th President of the United States.

Just turned 163

I made a kick-ass chair of the Ways and Means Committee.

Likes:
I enjoy a good tariff policy, The Gold Standard

Dislikes:
William Jennings Bryan, Leon F. Czolgosz, Dangerous conspiracies against the public good


Nicknames: Prosperity's Advance Agent
The Idol of Ohio
Five Hundred Dollar Bill
Wobbly Willie
The Stocking-foot Orator
The Napoleon of Protection

My Interests

Imperialism, Cuban Liberation, The Gold Standard, The full dinner pail

Movies:

William McKinley, Movie Star

Television:

In my day we gathered in front of the Zoetrope and we liked it!

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln